How Did Aperture Science Not Get Shut Down Three Hundred Times By Osha Though

how did aperture science not get shut down three hundred times by osha though

Earth Defense Pal Ney-Kun

@gladosisstillalesbian O.O

It’s such a silly issue to have but I want to write a stand-alone fic in which Caroline has to deal with Cave Johnson’s wife and young children after his death, with the implication that Cave was a serially remarried playboy (which might align with some people’s headcanons). But it’s been a struggle to write because in my favorite headcanons Cave is 100% asexual/aromatic with no interest in any sort of relationship and is just living life for the science and the hijinks.

I don’t know what else to do with my need to write “Caroline as tired and aging woman visiting her boss/best friend’s widow who had confusing feelings (mostly anger) for now-dead Cave” vibes. But they are there.

This was the plot of Portal 2

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I freaking love how you draw Caroline SO MUCH. More of her please please

You're so sweet :) Please, have some cake 💝

And a bonus since I'm still learning how to draw her: