Reading HP Fics Is Sometimes So Funny To Me Because There Are So Many Characters Going 'Merlin's Beard'

Reading HP fics is sometimes so funny to me because there are so many characters going 'Merlin's beard' or 'Merlin's balls' or something like that and my mind immediately goes to Colin Morgan

All fic writers writing Sirius and James needing help from Lupin for passing exams and making the charmed mirrors and every other achievement S & J did should just tag their fics as OOC and be done with it.

Sirius and James were incredibly intelligent and accomplished individuals and this shit of wrong tagging and ooc characters is getting really annoying now.

I'm so sensitive about my favorite characters lol

These are the most common professions I have read for Arthur in fics other than Royalty AU where he is the Prince or the King. But this poll is more along the lines of what he's earned and capable of.

I do think it would be a very funny fic to read where the magic reveal happens at the perfect intersection of Arthur trusts Merlin implicitly, and Uther is still alive and a raging asshole, and Arthur’s solution isn’t to nobly send Merlin away and pine miserably. Oh no. He finds a medieval fantasy version of a squirt bottle and squirts Merlin with it whenever Arthur catches him using magic like Merlin is a cat that keeps trying to chew electric cords.

someone requested I post this one separately so here it is~ :)