James Potter - Tumblr Posts
James: if I swallowed a magnet…
Regulus: uh oh
James: hypothetically could i use a different magnet to remove said magnet?
Regulus: THE FUCK JAMES?!?
*at the potter’s for halloween*
Mia: do you boys want apple cider?
James: yes please mum!
Sirius: what is apple cider??
James: It’s basically apple juice on steroids
Sirius: thanks mate!
Remus: THE FUCK?!?!
@13personalities your turn
i made a quiz…
Why must you do this to me😭
@13personalities if i saw this you must too
Came back wrong
Sirius: I’ve seen your cat, it’s black and white and has green eyes.
James: STOP RACIALLY PROFILING MY CAT!
Remus: *Shows the difference between “ho” and “hoe”*
James: I didn’t know “hoe” and “ho” were different.
Sirius: SANTA, SANTA!!! He’s chanting about prostitutes!!! He’s COMING to town!!!!
Remus: THAT WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!
you just know Sirius and Barty have matching sunglasses on that they put on in sync.
Nobody:
Sirius when jegulus: certified lover boy ? Certified pedophile.
James: ..
Regulus: ..
Barty: tryna strike a chord and it’s probably A minor
Regulus : can you not..?
@13personalities this is you but the name James is there instead of yours
James: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhh
James:*scratches head with gun* man, I hate when this happens
like your mother probably said at one point, “IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY DONT SAY IT AT ALL”
Hey hey hey
I really really didn't want to make a post on this but I've been seeing a LOT of anti marauders fandom stuff recently, and not even tagged with anti marauders, so this is your daily reminder to just.... not interact... with media you don't like..
Like it's literally not that hard
Filter your tags
Literally just ignore fandom stuff you don't like??? It's literally not that hard?? There's no need to hate on people, no need to be an ass, just literally scroll past it. It's not hard. Just let people like what they like, enough of the character bashing and ship bashing
For example, one ship I don't like is bartylilly. I don't think its feasible and I'm a firm rosekiller Stan. However if you go through my blog, do you want to know a secret? I don't talk about it. I don't bash it. I just ignore it. It's that easy. I know this is shocking information for some of you but take a deep breath, you'll be ok
Let people like who they like and let people do what they want a ship what they want (with like pedophilia exceptions ofcourse) and just move on with your life. Tumblr is The Safe Space and that's why I joined this app, but recently it's been feeling more and more hostile.
If you've made it this far, reblog. Make sure people see this. Or make your own post if you don't want to reblog.
This definitely has been done before…what ever🤷♀️
Okay so comment something about yourself and shall assign you a marauder’s era character !!
choices are: james, sirius, remus, peter, regulus, pandora, evan, barty, lily, mary, marlene, dorcas, or alice. 1 honorable person can also get Minnie because she is awesome and I said so
P.S. @13personalities make sure you do this!! (I have one in mind for you)
I feel like James would be the type of person to be wearing various pride flags, not even just during pride month but in general for fun, and regulus sees and he’s like “someone tell me he’s just a straight ally” and pandora is like “wdym, wouldn’t it be better if he was like gay/bi/pan/whatever since you like him and all that?” and before Reg can deny all that, Barry is like “he’s just trying to avoid admitting his feelings for potter” Cue a bunch of teasing from the friend group and a crisis from Reg
From @13personalities
like why is my every thought about these dead gay witches and wizards from the 70’s????
i just love the marauders era so much, it’s unbearable
Sirius: Guess who learned they have trust issues today? I did😁
Peter: Are you okay??
Sirius: My therapist and me were talking about my past friends and he said I have trust issues from them
Remus and James at the same time: YOU SEE A THERAPIST??????
I have decided to go on a oneshot craze and write/post anywhere from 10-30. If anyone wants to be tagged when they are posted fill out this form. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
A little stupid James and Sirius convo off of Canva.
credits to Hey Siri for CapCut template
bawling your eyes out and eating a bagel while reading ACT THREE: Part One of Just Lovers (like we were supposed to be) just hits different at 2 AM
Petition to now only refer to Jily as SunFlower because that’s way more catchy
@13personalities @short-insomniacs07 @bluebooks1 @uh-oh-no @my-castles-crumbling
@blurstardust @pianoandcookiedoughlover @ll-until-the-very-end-ll @https-enem @themortalityofundyingstars
@anything-for-my-moony-1971 @vintagetee13
(You don’t have to like Jily to support my petition)
i literally thought of it while on the highway lol
Petition to now only refer to Jily as SunFlower because that’s way more catchy
@13personalities @short-insomniacs07 @bluebooks1 @uh-oh-no @my-castles-crumbling @blurstardust @pianoandcookiedoughlover @ll-until-the-very-end-ll @https-enem @themortalityofundyingstars @anything-for-my-moony-1971 @vintagetee13
(You don’t have to like Jily to support my petition)
and then the letters somehow get mixed up…
more 1 am thoughts!! actually no I've been thinking about this a lot but consider
I think I've mentioned once that in my au sirius is the head of gryffindor house (since minnie is now the headmistress). now imagine harry gets in a bit of trouble for always getting into fights with Draco and duelling when he's not allowed so at some point 2 letters from sirius arrive at the Potters' residence. one addressed to Regulus and one to James. Reg's letter would be the formal one, written by "professor Black" stating how mr. Harry Potter has participated in unauthorized duelling much too frequently, inflicting serious damage on fellow students and how there will be consequences if he doesn't change his behavior and all that. meanwhile James' letter is like HOLY SHIT PRONGS HARRY JUST FUCKING OBLITERATED CISSY'S SON HIS EARS ARE NOW TWICE THE SIZE OF HIS FACE I'M SO FUCKING PROUD