Ginny: Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?

Ginny: Do you have a crush on anyone?

Hermione: The only crush I have is crushing anxiety.

Ginny:

Hermione: Okay and maybe on, like, five people.

I’m not going to write this. Nope.

I’m better than this.

I’m not going to do this. Even if I already have the ideas formulating.

Don’t do this to me.

(But like theoretically @drabsyo what would you like in a fic that was based off this)

in love with a muggleborn or the cissamione time travel au where the time traveler accidentally falls in love with Narcissa Black but has to return to her own timeline and so, now back in the future, Hermione finally figures out why Narcissa (Malfoy) has been giving her so many heartbroken and wistful looks for the longest time. The first thing Hermione tells Narcissa after she returns from the past is, “I remember everything now.”

or, the notebook kiss but make it cissamione

I have died every day waiting for you Darling, don’t be afraid I have loved you for a thousand years I’ll love you for a thousand more

And all along I believed I would find you Time has brought your heart to me I have loved you for a thousand years I’ll love you for a thousand more

Every breath Every hour has come to this

One step closer

- A Thousand Years

Someone on Granger’s Anatomy commented they didn’t know who to root for for winning Hermione over.

I don’t know how to tell them it’s a poly fic and at this point I’m too scared to

Hermione: What’s your favorite color?

Narcissa: I don’t like small talk.

Hermione: Do you fundamentally think you’re a good person?

Narcissa:

Hermione:

Narcissa: My favorite color is green.

Blame @drabsyo

Two chaps up

Granger’s Anatomy is here!

Hospital AU!! It’s out guys!!

Sorry there’s a lot of medical terminology but it’s explained and I gave links to stuff

Yet again, blame @drabsyo