I Refuse To Forget How My Non-army Friend Describes Jungkook...

i refuse to forget how my non-army friend describes jungkook...

"he's just my friend who's hot"

if, in any fic/movie/series/any form of entertainment, there is a cool rich aunt who owns a villa on the french countryside and sips homemade wine pressed from the vineyard she owns while showing off her 12 gucci handbags, she will become my favorite character and i do not know why

the 11-year-old author on wattpad: please don't read this fic if you're under 18!

8-year-old me, clicking on it anyway: you can't stop me!!! *proceeds to read the worst written smut scene ever conceived*

been seeing all kinds of gifs for the jikook show but i haven't even finished ep 1 :(

i had this dream that was so lucid and weird last night where i was exploring this old high school/subway station (?) with nothing but a really dim flashlight and the only big detail i remember is that i kept shouting at my flashlight to work and every time it broke i summoned a super bright flashlight that disappeared after ten seconds

methinks joon's verse in neva play will be stuck in my head for a long while....