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Imagine. The Year Is 2034. You're Scrolling Through Army Twitter (twitter Has Been Rebranded To +!++R
imagine. the year is 2034. you're scrolling through army twitter (twitter has been rebranded to +₩!++€R because X wasn't weird enough) when a certain post piques your interest.
the caption is: "pictures of bts that would send a 2024 army into coma" and the attached image is a picture of jungkook, who is now 37 (seokjin is now 42 but still looks the same), completely naked sprawled across a leather couch. his hair is shoulder-length. he has two septum rings, an extra eyebrow piercing and new snake bites. he is practically covered in tattoos.
an army has commented: "2024 armies are dying and 2013 armies have been buried, lmao"
another army commented: "2013 army lost their shit when they saw a tiny lil sliver of someone's forehead this is going to send them into their graves immediately"
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at that delusional point in my fan status where i have to constantly remind myself that bangtan are indeed celebs that live all the way across the planet and not just my seven bros
for example the other day i heard a really good neo soul song that hit just the right spot in my brain and i thought to myself "man i think namjoon would love this song i need to send it to him- wait i can't i don't have his number"
as my final contribution of the day before i retire to my quarters here are some bangtan kaomojis
(*¯︶¯*) • namjoon
( ~︶ 3︶~) • seokjin
(^-ㅅ-^) • yoongi
(~^♡^~) • hoseok
(~•᷄ɞ•᷅~) • jimin
(~^▭^~) • taehyung
(~○し○~) • jungkook
it's the middle of the night at the hybe building. you've broken in and you haven't been spotted. all the clothes lies before you. every single outfit that has been worn by any hybe artist. music videos, fanmeetings, airports, variety shows, you name it. what are you taking?