My Life Was Just Fine Before You Took Your Shirt Off Jungkook - Tumblr Posts

imagine. the year is 2034. you're scrolling through army twitter (twitter has been rebranded to +₩!++€R because X wasn't weird enough) when a certain post piques your interest.

the caption is: "pictures of bts that would send a 2024 army into coma" and the attached image is a picture of jungkook, who is now 37 (seokjin is now 42 but still looks the same), completely naked sprawled across a leather couch. his hair is shoulder-length. he has two septum rings, an extra eyebrow piercing and new snake bites. he is practically covered in tattoos.

an army has commented: "2024 armies are dying and 2013 armies have been buried, lmao"

another army commented: "2013 army lost their shit when they saw a tiny lil sliver of someone's forehead this is going to send them into their graves immediately"