Everyones Favourite IPad Child

Everyone’s favourite iPad child 🤌🏼

techno is me during almost any interaction

Out of Touch

karl is getting dropped lmao

look i can handle a lot of criticism for a lot of my favourite characters

i’m a big believer in moral relativism, especially in this sorta medium. they’ve all done bad things, but as long as it makes sense from their perspective (or, in Techno’s case, as long as shit gets blown up) i don’t care. i’m not trying to support the good guys here. there are no good guys.

so yeah, critique Techno. critique Niki. critique Eret, or Tommy, or Tubbo, or even Puffy for all i care. they all suck, and that’s why i love them

but if any of you fuckers speak one bad word against Philza Minecraft or his parenting you can catch these fucking hands. he is quite old and married and has wings and a funny bucket hate and he is a father and i will not stand for any anti-Philza propaganda, he’s trying his best and i support him goddam it

no more critical analyses of his parenting. i’m outlawing it, shut up