Leo Valdez Abt As Straight As This Thing

Leo Valdez abt as straight as this thing😅

I wonder what Nico would b then....

tysm to @t-thathandsomedevil for tagging me💓💓

❀named after anyone?

-no not rlly, my names like 3 letters long so lol

❀last time i cried?

-dang idk, smwhere along the lines of idk, last week?

❀kids?

-depends on who the dad is, tbh...none rn tho!

❀sports?

-volleyball&tkd my favss

❀sarcasm?

-bros my bf istg(i mean i am def not cheating on money & air but wtvr)

❀notice abt ppl when u meet them?

-whether they hot(or js their appearance in general) & whether they seem 2 like me

❀eye color?

-brown ig

❀scary movie vs happy ending?

-scary movies make me shit myself, happyendinghappyendinghappyending!!

❀talents?

-dk, my voice is decent so singing ig. oh n im ok good at tkd, sports, n school.

❀born where?

-milky way, i believe

❀hobbies?

-breathing, sleeping, eating & drinking(not anything alcoholic)

❀pets?

-no but i rlly want a bunnyy

❀how tall?

-150+ cm

❀fav school subjects?

-social studies is okayyy, frick science tho fr, i hate that i need it 4 my future job thankfully, that job needs more of the chemical side(im good at) not the physics side(i am ASS at)

❀dream job?

pharmacist or idol(DO NOT FUCKIN ASK)

Thank you for the tag @likedovesinthewnd ILY! 🤗

❤︎ are you named after anyone?

Technically yes, but it's more complicated than that.

❤︎ when was the last time you cried?

Shit, probably like Monday?

❤︎ do you have kids?

I'd be a terrible parent

❤︎ do you play/have you played any sports?

My parents weren't the type to actually support any extracurriculars so I never bothered. But I also don't really care about any sport.

❤︎ do you like sarcasm?

It's funny sometimes, but I prefer directness

❤︎ what do you notice about people when you meet them?

Usually the first thing I pay attention to is speech patterns and how much they force eye contact on me.

❤︎ what’s your eye color?

blueish greenish?

❤︎ scary movies or happy endings?

I can't really do scary movies

❤︎ any talents?

Not really tbh

❤︎ where were you born?

On planet Earth, which is as close as I'll get to revealing my geographic location

❤︎ what are your hobbies?

Cooking, baking, knitting, planning projects that I'll never finish.

❤︎ any pets?

The family dog, Sookie, lives with my parents because my condo isn't suited to her high-maintenance lifestyle.

❤︎ how tall are you?

Like 5'6''

❤︎ what are your favorite school subjects?

English and creative writing

❤︎ what’s your dream job?

I dream of a role within a community, not a job. Ideally, I'd be able to use my existing skills to improve my community rather than making a few rich people even richer.

No pressure tags: @starksbabie @stqrgirl3 @celestialserenity24 @corrodedcorpses @elvirasleftnipple and anyone who sees this and wants to.

Thank you for the tag @likedovesinthewnd ILY! 🤗

❤︎ are you named after anyone?

Technically yes, but it's more complicated than that.

❤︎ when was the last time you cried?

Shit, probably like Monday?

❤︎ do you have kids?

I'd be a terrible parent

❤︎ do you play/have you played any sports?

My parents weren't the type to actually support any extracurriculars so I never bothered. But I also don't really care about any sport.

❤︎ do you like sarcasm?

It's funny sometimes, but I prefer directness

❤︎ what do you notice about people when you meet them?

Usually the first thing I pay attention to is speech patterns and how much they force eye contact on me.

❤︎ what’s your eye color?

blueish greenish?

❤︎ scary movies or happy endings?

I can't really do scary movies

❤︎ any talents?

Not really tbh

❤︎ where were you born?

On planet Earth, which is as close as I'll get to revealing my geographic location

❤︎ what are your hobbies?

Cooking, baking, knitting, planning projects that I'll never finish.

❤︎ any pets?

The family dog, Sookie, lives with my parents because my condo isn't suited to her high-maintenance lifestyle.

❤︎ how tall are you?

Like 5'6''

❤︎ what are your favorite school subjects?

English and creative writing

❤︎ what’s your dream job?

I dream of a role within a community, not a job. Ideally, I'd be able to use my existing skills to improve my community rather than making a few rich people even richer.

No pressure tags: @starksbabie @stqrgirl3 @celestialserenity24 @corrodedcorpses @elvirasleftnipple and anyone who sees this and wants to.

Apollo: How many boyfriends have you had? Artemis: None, ofc Athena: Like 10 Apollo: Oh cool I've had about 10 too Artemis: I know at least 30 maidens that have suffered under you. Apollo: Maidens? Oh sorry, i thought we were still talking abt bfs

guys my FRIEND (yes shes on tumblr and YES SHE WILL C THIS) is writing a story abt me and it feels wierd that i kinda wanna read it

i tried to teach this guy on my bus how to say like ONE WORD in chinese.....

how bad did he say it? (basically) this bad.

Me: Say "Good Morning"

Person in question: Hood Mayonnaise