Courtship Rules

Courtship Rules

For the lovley @beansapalooza for some alien fucking! For Science!

Summary: You are a scientist on a team of four sent to live on a planet where xenomorphs inhabit. You are all to have your studies on them, everyone has their own thing. You? Well. You study their breeding habits. Perhaps getting a little TOO close to that knowledge. But, what better way to study than hands on? Or. In which a xenomorph recognizes you from its past and believes you to be its mate. Who are you to refuse getting stuffed full of eggs? All in the name of science, of course.

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Fandom: Aliens - Aliens VS Predators

Relationship: Xenomorph/Reader

Warnings: NSFT/R18+, Reader is gn and has a vulva + is chubby, oviposition/ovipositors, knotting, brief brief mentions of mild gore that’s canon typical, breeding, you get stuffed with alien eggs!

Words: 8.7k

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The mission relayed to you had been one of great importance. But it came with great dangers, dangers that you were all aware of.  

There were four of you total, almost all scientists in your own regard. A handful of teams had come into contact with the creatures you were now studying. And all those teams had wound up dead.  

One of those teams, years ago who had first come into contact with them, didn’t know what they were up against or what they were bringing back. Another team had been sent to wipe them out, claiming them to be parasites, with only one survivor to return to tell the tale. Another team had been sent out as a means to take one or two back to study in cages on their ships, once again did not go well. Another team sent to explore their home planet, weapons in hand because exterminating the species had been the only thing on their mind. Then another team, and another, and another…  

Other teams were documented, more and more who wanted to quietly try and study or eliminate them. All failed. All dead.  

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For some odd reason I want to write a book about this prompt and add other pantheons then add science fiction mainly due to the fact it's been two centuries in the future

After you and Death had a bad break up, they told you they would never come back to you. Two centuries later and, true to their word, they still haven’t come for you.

I wish there was more Kuroko no Basuke

3 seasons, blooper reels and a movie isn’t enough to feed my love for this banger of an anime

gesture.

❅ details: i. hajime × reader; 507 words; fluff;

❅ warning/s: none

❅ request: “. . .can I request Prompt C, 3 with Iwaizumi for the drabbles?” - anon

❅ note: yo. i hope you won’t mind if i made another half-filo iwazumi. i know how to cook pancit, but i’m not sure if it’s the same as how it was cooked in other countries. 😅

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"Chicken liver?" Hajime asks while watching you cook one of the Filipino dishes he taught you before. "You don't have to add them, you know?" he says while leaning against the kitchen counter after he arranging the plates on your dinner table. "With or without that, your pancit tastes delicious."

You shook your head as you saute the chicken liver along with the other ingredients. "But chicken liver makes it tastier," you argued before pouring a ladleful of soy sauce into the wok. Then, you rinse the noodles (bihon and canton) before putting it into the mixture.

Hajime wrapped his toned arms around your waist, resting his chin on your shoulder. "I love you," he whispered as he placed a tender kiss on your shoulder. "You're a very amazing woman and I can't fully express how lucky I am to meet and marry someone like you." You leaned against him while wearing the sweetest smile on your lips.

"I could say the same thing—"

"Iwa-chan~ eh?"

You and your husband were brought back to reality when you heard Touru's sweet voice. "Ah, Tōru! I'm glad you can make it," you said, smiling at your husband's bestfriend before turning your attention back to the dish you were making. Hajime unclasped his arms from you before making his way towards his friend. "You were in Argentina when they last gathered here," you noted.

"That is unfortunate," he whined while pulling Hajime into a tight hug. You could see the satisfactoin on Tōru's face as he sees how Hajime reacts to his actions. "I've always wanted to. . .ah, Iwa-chan! See them once in a while," he said while tackling your husband.

You chuckled at their childish antics while finishing the dish. You were transfering the cooked pancit into a serving bowl when Hiro and Issei arrived. They placed the drinks and other snacks they've brought before tackling the two dorks lying on your floor.

You could hear your husband's complain, Tōru's whining, Hiro's laugh, and Issei's teasing. "Kids, let's eat," you said after settling the bowl on the table. "You can crush them later," you added with smile.

Issei and Hiro immediately stood and made their way towards the table, sitting on their usual seats. Tōru helps Hajime to stand before they made their way to the table. Your husband placed enough amount of pancit on your plate before picking the chicken liver from your plate.

"Eh? Do you love chicken liver that much, Iwa-chan?" Tōru asks.

"Shut up," your husband grumbled before placing the last piece of chicken liver from your plate to his. He kissed your lips before putting some pancit on his plate. You could feel your face and ears heat up while you took a forkful of pancit into your mouth.

It was an eventful night filled with warmth and stories from Tōru, Hiro, Issei, and of course from your husband. Ah, you wonder if this could happen few times a year.

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Yandere Batfam (and their fellow villains/rivals) Headcanons

Bruce Wayne

- He is one paranoid fucker. As soon as he feels any sort of attraction to you, he’s researching you the fuck up. Your background, your history, who you’ve been in contact with for the past decade. Everything there is to know, he will know. It can’t be helped. The last couple of women he’s been with were violent and morally ambiguous. Hell, we all saw what happened with Talia. He doesn’t want to let his guard down. It’s a dangerous world for a man like him to fall in love so desperately that all he wants to do is carve out his own heart and give it to you. 

- He is highly manipulative and obsessive. Obsessive, in the sense that he will be stalking you 24/7. He wants to know absolutely everything there is to know about you: your favourite hobbies, the food you like, that one drink you keep ordering from that cafe down your workplace/university. And he’s manipulative in the sense that once you’re his or once he’s embedded himself into your life, he will be using as many psychological tools and tactics to get you falling in love with him. Pavlov’s theory of classical conditioning is one of his favourites. Just like Pavlov managed to get a dog to associate food with the sound of a bell ringing, he’ll have you associating himself with anything you adore. 

- On that note, he is insanely protective, too. He knows just how bad this world is and will do whatever it takes to keep you safe. And he’s paranoid that something might take you out of this world. He’s been through enough deaths in the family that not feeling any sort of desire to lock you up and hide you from this rotten world would be abnormal. Of course, he doesn’t, because he respects you as a human and wants your willing consent. By locking you up, he’s no better than those villains and crooks he beats up every night. But the thought is there. It always is. 

Dick Grayson

- Constantly tries to impress you. Very dramatic when it comes to interacting you or uh, as Damian puts it, “courting” you. Can dial it up from 10 to 306 in a matter of seconds. 

- Has a constant need for attention. Can and will chat your ear off. He likes being your everything all the time. If your attention so much as leaves him for more than 5 seconds, he is not going to be happy. Focus on him and only him. If it’s for work related reasons, fiiine, he’ll accept it (begrudgingly) but if it’s because some asshole butted in and stole your attention, yeah it’s not going to work. He’ll take it as a competition and keep stealing back your attention, doing stupid and crazy shit in order to get you focusing on him alone. He’ll either do some insane acrobatic move or he’ll act like a total baby, huffing and puffing until you get annoyed and turn back to him. Good attention, bad attention. It doesn’t matter as long as it’s attention.

- Like all the batfam members, he’s hecking obsessive. They all want to know everything about you but compared to the others, Dick isn’t that bad. It’s still really bad but Bruce and Tim can take it to a whole ‘nother level that even the devil himself would be morbidly impressed and disgusted. He wants to know everything about you and will be tracking your location 24/7, the messages you send, the links you copy into google, everything. 

- Is quite the charmer. There are a few of the batfam who take a more productive and active approach into seducing you into their lives and Dick is one of the main ones. He plans, of course, once he realises he wants you in his life - Bruce would be ashamed if he didn’t, and he’d never hear the end of it from his brothers (especially Tim) who’d be judging him considerably for not planning anything - but he’s quick to slide on in into your life. He likes to go with the flow a lot so he’ll sort out a ‘meeting’ scenario but other than that, whatever goes, goes. He’s a quick-thinker and can act without the need for a well-thought out plan (unlike Tim). 

Jason Todd

- Jason’s been replaced all his life. After his death, he was replaced not once, but twice. He’s got some sort of paranoia when it comes to his darling. He fears that he might be replaced because he’s “not good enough”. Dick’s the nice, compassionate one. The golden boy. Tim’s the smart one and Damian’s the biological son. So what’s he? The defective Robin? The broken one? He doesn’t constantly try to prove himself worthy of your attention because he, as the great Klaus Hargeeves once said, “has this self esteem issue where he hates himself but still thinks he’s better than everyone else”, but it’d be nice if you notice things about him. 

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