Arda: Polished Malachite Stalactite, From Copper Crescent In Congo.
Arda: Polished Malachite stalactite, from Copper Crescent in Congo.
Adela:….so is anyone going to acknowledge the elephant in the room?
Arda: Malachite is a poisonous mineral. Please do not fuck the malachite stalactite.
Lenox: Barbara, do you know anyone else that can confirm or deny this? I’m curious.
Barbara: Sadly, I am not on good enough terms with any of my geologist friends to just attach this to an email with the subject line “EXPLAIN”.
Hyejin: I know a few things about gemstones. I’m a bit rusty, but malachite is just copper carbonate, and it’s very common in antique and new jewelry, so… it wouldn’t kill you? Though, it’s bad if you cut or polish it, and since it’s rather porous I think bacteria could grow.
Hart: It doesn’t like acidic environments, though, so it would degrade and…. dye…. your places. It would also wreck your flora, most likely. I… guess maybe with a condom?
Arda: Guys. It’s poisonous. There’s a reason why no one uses it in makeup anymore. Do. Not. Fuck. The. Rock. Please just get a normal dildo.
Jenny:Doesn’t it explode in water?
Hyejin: Well… no. I think you’re thinking of pure sodium? It is solluble in water though. So it would poison you more quickly.
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(shows this in a computer screen)
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Fiora:Also that canneloni and burritos are sushi.
Luke:You heard it here folks, open face sandwiches are toast!
Isol:(grabs a sausage roll and brings it in) Behold. Sushi.
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Isol:(stares directly into his eyes) Diogenes in his grave is a calzone.
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