Duuuuude I Want Horns So Fucking Bad. Can You Imagine The Amount Of Customization You Could Get Into

duuuuude i want horns so fucking bad. can you imagine the amount of customization you could get into with those. you could paint them. get stuff engraved into them. if they get chipped or scratched well thats kinda sexy as hell. you could hang stuff from them. bedazzle them. cap them with jewelry. put silly banz on them. get a different pattern or color for each segment if theyre kinda like ram horns. polish them. can you even imagine. can you

Tubbo: What was wrong with the timing?!

Pac: You did it in the worst possible timing! Everything was–

Bagi: I think we ruined the kiss.

Everyone:

Pac: It– it wasn't the kiss, more– you know? It was– *mumbles*

Tubbo: IT WAS MORE?! IT WAS MORE?! ON THE FIRST DATE?!

Bagi: WE DON'T NEED THE DETAILS!

Fit: That's not what he meant!!!

the four horsemen of the apocalypse (wherein you say something interestingly sus)

ib: crepuscularqueens

this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

I'm starting to think that the original inhabitants of the Minecraft world died out due to terminally awful seamanship. I mean, HOW?