When Someone Dies, The Afterlife They Go To Is Determined By WHERE They Died. Dying In Scandinavia Sends

When someone dies, the afterlife they go to is determined by WHERE they died. Dying in Scandinavia sends the soul to Valhalla or Hel, but dying in Greece lands them in Hades, and so on. You have just died in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

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this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

Mike: I just want to give a hint about Pac, ok? ...Pac did the Brazilian, ok? Fit: [Oblivious] Ok? He did the what? Mike: The Brazilian. The Brazilian wax. Fit: What- what do you mean? Mike: Hm~ I dunno! 😏🤭 Fit: No, I mean like literally, I- I-

Mike being a menace (and a wingman, I guess) and Richarlyson carrying the weight of the world on his tiny Egg shoulders.

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Mike: I just want to give a hint about Pac, ok?

Fit: Uh?

Mike: Pac-

Pac: [Interrupting them] Fit, you died for the first time?

Mike: Wait wait wait wait-

Fit: Yeah yeah, one moment-

Mike: Come on, come on, come on. [They walk away] Fit...Pac did the Brazilian, ok?

Fit: [Oblivious] Ok, ok?

[Richarlyson starts punching Mike]

Mike: He did the Brazilian.

Fit: [Still absolutely clueless] Wait, he did the what?

Mike: Just warning- the Brazilian. The Brazilian wax.

Fit: What- what do you mean?

Mike: Hm~ I dunno! 😏🤭

Fit: No, I mean like literally, I- I-

Richarlyson: [After curising out Mike] TIO... he shaved

Mike: [Laughs]

Fit: Ohhh. OH. THAT. UH, well I- I, um- [Laughs]

[Richarlyson attacks Mike]

Fit: Well how am I- how am I supposed ro-

Mike: No I- I'm just saying to you because-

Fit: [Laughs, then says in a strained voice] That's good to know, Mike. That's good to know.

the four horsemen of the apocalypse (wherein you say something interestingly sus)