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Gifted kid burnout is the same thing as a divorced drunk guy at a bar complaining about how he could’ve went pro

Hey mind if I come over later and die on your floor? It will be gay and weird.

Ao3 has been down for just over one hour and I am screaming in the streets like a lost mountain cat

hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

call me a cocktail the way this bottom is being poured over the rocks and shaken

a poll because i hit rock bottom the other day. wanted to see if any other bottoms r on the rocks at the moment.

1000 Books You May Have Actually Read

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

this magnificent artist ... @sunnnliwx is their @ on most things I believe . please show your support because this is absolutely beautiful .

look. the nature of the artist (any kind) is to become inexplicably obsessed with certain themes and motifs for a few years and just milk that subject matter to death. when respected artists do this, art critics refer to it as a “period.” the only thing separating you from them is fame and accolades. to your haters you will be “that freak who’s fixated on drawing weird trains,” while to your admirers, you are simply in your “tiny trains made out of household appliances” period

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

Looks around with huge watery eyes does anyone want to see what my insides look like

GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

it used to be 2007 you know

7/11

Shorts count as trousers. Leggings also count if you want them to.

hello google chrome refugees

don't use any of these browsers, they're also chrome

Here are my favorite firefox plugins for security/anti-tracking/anti-ad that I recommend you get

please get off chrome google is currently being investigated for being an Illegal Monopoly so get outta there okay love you bye

i love u unconventional ways of showing affection

can everyone stop having bad opinions so i dont have to close this app and abandon the beautiful women who inhabit it they need me here. so everyone stop please

reading the symptoms of autism as a now grown adult after being bullied for no explainable reason all your life

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

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