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I love how anyone new just knows who is getting thirst trap edits done for them 😭😭😭

right, I'm watching Alice in Borderland, and we just got introduced to the guy with black hair and piercings, and-

I already know that there are edits of this dude with the song "criminal" by Britney Spears

(I think his name is niragi? I might have that wrong though, please correct me if I do)

on today’s episode of “Elon vs. the Internet”, Misha Collins enters the chat

Hello Minceraft and House fans, I present to you...a gift.

I am...very very normal! Anyways I just HAVE TO DRAW THIS ITS BEEN ROTTING MY MIND SOSBSB

This is so stupid WHBAHDBDH

Only gonna use MC creepypastas (and those alike) cause no sane person is in PPTH

Yesyes ik only 2 are technically considered as one BUT its cause im saving the others for the next batch!(Taub, 13 and Kutner)

Will also be making more stuff related to this cause hell yeah

The way Ratchet leaps in to save Bumblebee…

This scene hits even harder when you watch the “Operation Bumblebee” episodes, which immediately follow this one.

@lishadra even pointed out that Ratchet literally uses his weight to flip Megatron over. My GOD.

✨Guess who has an ideaaaaaa✨

I saw this post about ghost having lost some of his teeth from over time and for some reason I thought of the exact opposite thing.

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It all started out with Soap’s notice of Simon’s oddly sharp canines.

Soap overtime has gotten very few glimpses of ghosts face, especially when they’re still finding grounding with each other after meeting. The first time Soap sees ghost without his mask, Ghost doesn’t speak. The next time he takes it off and he does speak, but Soap is too caught up in awe to even think there’s something different about ghost.

He doesn’t notice them until their first kiss. The kiss itself was uncoordinated yet so passionate- all tongue and teeth- given their far too many close calls on this last mission.

It’s Soap letting out a small hiss as his tongue feels as though it had been pricked. Any thought soap had about whatever just pricked his tongue left the atmosphere as Ghost made a soft noise in the back of his throat. The sound had been so vulnerable yet so Simon. It had Soap practically melting for the man.

It wasn’t until the next time he had seen ghost maskless that Simon smiled after something Soap said.

At first he was blinded by the beauty of the man in front of him, how could he not? What with the sun from outside the window shining on Simon’s pale skin, his light freckles being illuminated by the warm hue.

But there, in that perfectly crooked smile, were the ever sharp canines. As pointed as a spear and as white as a cloud.

Now Soap isn’t stupid, quite contrary really. But after this observation, some other things about ghost seemed to be connected.

How Simon had these almost inhuman canines.

How Simon was always pale and dressed to the nines- all in dark, grim clothes- to never be touched by the golden sun above them unless it was indirectly- like through a window.

How Simon was always frigid to the touch.

How Simon rarely ever ate with the rest of the task force.

Even on missions, Simon would just disappear sometimes, eventually coming back with far more blood than he had before.

At first, Soap had thought Ghost had just run into some altercations- which he probably did. At least that was soaps previous thought before he stumbled upon ghost as they were clearing a building. The man was hovering over the enemies body, blood dripping from his mouth that becomes soon to be wiped away by the Brit’s sleeve. Simon had explained that he had lost his gun in the fight, and as a quick resort before the man could call for back up, he had bitten him.

Simon hadn’t seemed proud of the action. Johnny didn’t push, but he certainly filed that thought into the back of his head.

Now, Soap isn’t saying his boyfriend is a vampire per se, but he would be lying if he said he hadn’t thought about it- especially after that.

At first Soap tried something simple, just to test out this silly little thought.

On a recon mission, soap had picked up a small but sturdy stick and sharpened the end slightly with his pocket knife, making a stake. He simply pocketed the thing and went on his way.

When he got back to base he went to ghosts room to ‘show it’ to him.

“Hey L.T, got you a gift.” Ghost had looked up from his desk and looked at Soap, who then looked at the makeshift stake. Simon had just looked at it for a moment and nodded, putting his hand out to take the offering then giving soap a masked kiss on the cheek.

Soap paused for a moment at the lack of reaction towards the stake- at least the lack of a negative reaction. The man simply accepted it…though really Simon is probably used to the odd gifts by now- (given the growing collection of rocks on ghost’s shelves gifted to him by Soap.)

Soap had simply nodded and gave a “of course, Si.”

The next thing Soap had tried was garlic. He waited until they were both on leave and he made some simply spaghetti with garlic. Now he didn’t actually put the garlic in. If his “suspicions” were correct and Ghost was a vampire, he’s not about to poison his boyfriend.

Once again, Simon made no reaction to the garlic as Johnny was cutting it, despite the garlic letting out a potent smell. Simon had simply moved to wrap his arms around Johnny’s waist and rested his head on the Scot’s shoulder, his eyes closed. Perfectly golden eyelash’s fluttering.

By the time they finished eating Soap simply accepted that ghost wasn’t a vampire. Not that he actually thought Simon was- that would be just silly- but whatever experiment he was conducting came to be a failure. Not that he minded much.

Little did Soap know that Ghost was very thankful that Johnny didn’t put the garlic in, given that he is, in fact, a vampire.

Anyway this was just a fun idea that I had that became a lot longer than I expected. I might do something more with this, I might not. We’ll seeee.

Also here’s the post that inspired me ^^^^

actually crazy that they did this to him like there HAD to be another option. there MUST have been at least ONE PHOTO of his lips where it didn’t look like he had just finished crawling through the desert for 40 days and 40 nights with nary a drop to drink. you can SEEEEE the dried up crusty blood in the cracks LORD they were praying on his downfall like crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deal

can everyone stop having bad opinions so i dont have to close this app and abandon the beautiful women who inhabit it they need me here. so everyone stop please

“Heh, you should see the other guy” I say, walking out of a closet covered in cartoony lipstick kisses. You peer into the closet and there’s just a computer absolutely smashed to pieces on the floor

Gregor, dismounting from his speeder after a ride together: "You've got a bug in your teeth."

Mc: *swallows it*

Gregor: *falls a little bit more in love*

GUYS MY YOUNGER SISTER JUST ASKED ME "DO YOU KNOW SHIP NAMES?"

DO I KNOW SHIP NAMES?

DO I KNOW SHIP NAMES??

DO I KNOW SHIP NAMES????

Idk let me ask my 100+ ao3 tabs or idk maybe the fact that all i seem to do all day is read fics

hip and with the kids

Sam, at the next divorce party: Guys, you'll never guess what my Ex did I BEAT YOU ALL NOW-

Jesus holding a lamb but it's Toki holding a Fluttershy

illumi trying to imitate hisoka

i like that the grand fest trailer included a tour bus that i assume all 3 groups share because i think they'd drive each other insane

there's a game which automatically conscripts you into play when you create a tumblr account, and its scoring rubric looks like this

and if too many of the things you want to have sex with are in the pink zone of this triangle you score low.

you have probably seen this game played without realizing it. whenever somebody says "hear me out" they are looking to score more points.

Sorry to anyone this happened to (I would be fuming) but I am howling at EA incompetently creating cursed jewellery by mistake.

[ Standverse AU ]

Stone Free and Diamond: we have to find our users!

Gold exp's subplot:

etho double life clip hit send