Yuuta: We Need To Get You To The Hospital Now, You Have 69 Open Wounds!Toge, Bleeding To Death: Nice.

Yuuta: We need to get you to the hospital now, you have 69 open wounds! Toge, bleeding to death: Nice.

Gojo, texting the groupchat: The only acceptable icing is buttercream. Whipped icing is a coward's choice, and fondant people are demons and have to meet me in the street for their poor life choices that led them to accept Play-Doh as acceptable cake decoration. Geto: Turn on your location and we can talk. Gojo: Hope you understand sign language cus all you're gonna be seeing is hands. Shoko: Damn, shit's getting real in the cake-decorating fandom.

ITAFUSHI CANNON

10 years later

Amen sisters 🙌🙏

*James, bringing Regulus home to meet his parents*

Regulus, seeing Monty and realizing James will always be hot no matter his age: thank the lord

Effie, seeing the same look she had when she met Monty’s parents for the first time: amen

We all were sad when Sirius kissed Marry on Remus's birthday. Like man it was sad and cruel, but–

NO ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION TO LILY. LIKE MY GIRL WOULD BE CRYING IN THE CORNER.

"But Remus is the important here. The fic is from his pov–" SO? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. REMUS IS NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS FEELINGS (no hate I love him) THE MARYLILY SHIP IS IMPORTANT NOW.

"But it was a wolfstar fic, not maryli–" YOU KNOW WOLFSTAR IS CANNON AS MARYLILY IS, RIGHT? SO DON'T BE ASSHOLES AND LEAVE ME BE.

I want to hug you rn. BUT IM SICK. ON PRIDE MONTH. you wouldn't probably let me do that anyway. BUT I STILL WANT TO DO IT.