Don't ask me how my day's been, I just wanna be alone. -Eyedress
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Gojo, texting the groupchat: The only acceptable icing is buttercream. Whipped icing is a coward's choice, and fondant people are demons and have to meet me in the street for their poor life choices that led them to accept Play-Doh as acceptable cake decoration. Geto: Turn on your location and we can talk. Gojo: Hope you understand sign language cus all you're gonna be seeing is hands. Shoko: Damn, shit's getting real in the cake-decorating fandom.
Yuuta: We need to get you to the hospital now, you have 69 open wounds! Toge, bleeding to death: Nice.
toge would die without question for yuuta
yuuta would kill without question for toge
end quote, my essay is concluded.
YASSSSSSSS
it’s okay you can slow down, Yuuta.
their first time
ITAFUSHI CANNON
10 years later
YADSSSSSSS
girlboss
#need
YASSSS
have you ever made any designs for Greek gods/goddesses? I think they would look great in your style!!!
i have some loose designs for most of the pjo-verse greek gods
i also have ideas for more general greek god designs but no art for them yet
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god i love inumaki <3
ok, can somebody find my dad's logic and throw it out of the window? Cause THAT MAN IS OUT OF HIS MIND.
Like he can have crispy old best friend, who would SA me if we are in a room alone. BUT I CAN'T HAVE A FRIEND WHO'S TWO YEARS OLDER THAN ME? I CAN'T HAVE A GENDERLESS FRIEND WITH DYED HAIR, JUST BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE THEY COULD DO DRUGS? THEY ARE THE SWEETEST PERSON WHO I HAVE EVER MET. AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TOLD ME WITH WHO TO TO BE FRIENDS, MOTHERFUCKER.
...... should fuck the star.
the sun
Can someone take my sister away before I CHOKE HER TO DEATH?
Like I came out to her and she doesn't accept me. That is okay.
I told her I like a person. Again, not accepted.
BUT TELLING OUR MOM AND STEALING MY "I LIKE GIRLS" MOMENT IS CRUEL. I keep her secrets like a good little sister and do not complain, BUT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO STEAL MY COMING OUT, BITCH. GO TALK TO YOUR UGLY BOYFRIEND AND LEAVE ME ALONE TO DEAL WITH MY SHIT, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOUR SHITTY HELP AND ADVICE.
Barty is such a BookTok girl
Sirius: So how did you guys get together?
Barty: He was watching me, like a stalker.
Evan: Everyday, for a straight month.
Barty: Gay month you mean?
Remus: …
Sirius: Anyways.. what I mean is, what happened that made you think, ‘oh I want him as my boyfriend’ ?
Barty: He was stalking me and I thought it was hot.
The dudes in my school are turning into barty crouch jr, BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY.
Anyway ✨✨✨✨
Here is some ✨Barty Crouch Jr shit✨ the boys in my class said this school year:
"Wanna watch faggot porn with us?"
"Girl, you can't deny it. You are in love with him. Just fuck him already!"
"Are you talking to your dad? Can you send him a hi from me?"
"Fuck kiss, marry, kill! Let's play fuck, marry, kill!"
"If this bitch give me another bad grade I'll fuck her husband and kill her ugly cat."
"Can you pleaseeeeee, do my homework? I promise I won't call you a lesbian again."
"Do you know how much fun would it be if we were on marijuana?"
"BUT THE BOOK IS MADE OF TREES. IT'S PERFECT FOR A FUCKING FIRE."
"Hahahahaha, you are coughing! That means I won't have to see your ugly face tomorrow! Ha! A win for me!"
I want to hug you rn. BUT IM SICK. ON PRIDE MONTH. you wouldn't probably let me do that anyway. BUT I STILL WANT TO DO IT.
A fucking clone right next to a fucking clone
saying the same shit in the same fucking tone.
They want me to be like you,
in the same fucking school?
To fuck at thirteen?
To never complete my dream?
To smoke my lungs out?
To never make my parents proud?
To listen to the same shit?
To be a drink addict?
To smoke marijuana till I vomit?
To be a fucking quit?
Real
being a marauders fan is a red flag.
it’s also an orange flag.
and a yellow flag. and a green, a blue and a purple one.
you’re gay.
happy pride month.
i love you.
Rip Pandora Rosier, you would have loved to bite people randomly
We all were sad when Sirius kissed Marry on Remus's birthday. Like man it was sad and cruel, but–
NO ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION TO LILY. LIKE MY GIRL WOULD BE CRYING IN THE CORNER.
"But Remus is the important here. The fic is from his pov–" SO? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. REMUS IS NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS FEELINGS (no hate I love him) THE MARYLILY SHIP IS IMPORTANT NOW.
"But it was a wolfstar fic, not maryli–" YOU KNOW WOLFSTAR IS CANNON AS MARYLILY IS, RIGHT? SO DON'T BE ASSHOLES AND LEAVE ME BE.
"But Chappell Roan is for everyone–" I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. YOU STRAIGHT PEOPLE CAN'T TAKE EVERYTHING GAY OR SAPPHIC. FIRST WAS 'WE FELL IN LOVE IN OCTOBER' AND NOW 'HOT TO GO!' AND 'GOOD LUCK, BABE!'.
Istg I'll KILL somebody if they make an edit of a MAN on Femininomenon.
Amen sisters 🙌🙏
*James, bringing Regulus home to meet his parents*
Regulus, seeing Monty and realizing James will always be hot no matter his age: thank the lord
Effie, seeing the same look she had when she met Monty’s parents for the first time: amen