Were Inches Away From Using The Metric System.

We’re inches away from using the metric system.

My friend who has never watched/listened to Falsettos tries to explain each character:

"Alright. Leather man. absolutely. Big dog. Name is Tony. Smells of hairspray 24/7. Hair crusty af."

"Pedo. but also a geography or a physics teacher. Hasn’t showered in ever."

"Oh god. Teacher math, but would definitely be better at teaching art. Grandpa sweaters all the time. Smells like oranges."

"Works at a bakery, smells like vanilla. Cool mom. Sometimes does drugs. Not hard ones ofc. Paints a lot."

"7 year old. Plays with Lego but actually would be kinda good at fortnite. His mom lets him stay up late just for him to regret it so he learns a lesson. Doesn’t get a phone until the age of 16."

"Wine aunt. Divorced so never looked for anyone ever again. Goes to italy every year. Pretty chill."

"Mixes Tequila and Vodka at a bar. Constantly hung over, doesn’t show it. Never dressed for the weather."

She got a little bit too close a few times ngl. Thank you @cassiopiaslibrary for putting up with my dumbassery <3

*pauses mid-sentence as the little hamster that lives in my brain abruptly gets off the hamster wheel to go drink water from it's little upside down water bottle*

and its free

Lords n cats

A chimera with the head, body, limbs and tail of a lion, the pancreas of a wolf, the kidneys of a bear, the gallbladder of a gorilla, the liver of a buffalo, the heart of a walrus, the lungs of a horse and the brain of a golden retriever