arysbruv

'Tis I, Arys

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Dadneto Headcanons Because They Deserved Better

Dadneto Headcanons because they deserved better

Writers note: Yall it’s dadneto because i don’t understand why they couldn’t just let them be happy- ERIK WOULDVE DROPPED EVERYTHING FOR HIS SON IN APOCALYPSE I JUST KNOW IT-

When Lorna comes around and tells Erik he’s her dad. He’s ecstatic and was amazing.

Peak dad man

Legit made so many dad jokes this man- I KNOW HE WOULD MAKE DAD JOKES LOOK AT HIM-

Peter may or may not be jealous…

Lorna is confused on why Peter is jealous.

She can definitely sense tension.

She ends up threatening Peter to get the info out.

She laughs so loudly when Peter confessed

Tries to help but then learns of the obliviousness of her father.

Erik is a very smart man, but he uses his heart instead of his head.

So his heart is telling him: nahhh he’s not my son.

Lorna and Peter are the chaos combo that make Erik STRESSED.

Look even if he weren’t their actual father he might as well be because he’s the one who had to try and reign them in.

Lorna and Peter ‘jokingly’ give him gifts on Father’s Day

Erik ‘jokingly’ uses his Number 1 Dad cup everyday.

Peter and Lorna ‘jokingly’ have his number saved as ‘Father’

Erik ‘jokingly’ has their number saved as chaos child 1 and chaos child 2

If Wanda is in the picture the Chaos Combo is complete.

Erik: I didn’t understand why people care so much for their dumb children until I got dumb children myself. I’ve only known them for a few days but if anything happens to them i’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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+bonus

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