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Fourth Wing As Shit My Friends Have Said.

Fourth Wing as shit my friends have said.

Rhiannon: I fucking hate this, I’d rather do the devil than do physics.

Violet: What, like have sex with the devil?

Rhiannon: Yes.

Violet: You would actually, willingly, fuck the devil?

Rhiannon: Over physics? Without question.

Violet: I’m weaker than a bottle of Randor Fizz.

Imogen: Okay, name one time I hurt you.

Violet: You’ve literally kicked me in the tit before.

Imogen: Oh yeah, that was really funny.

Tairn: If you don’t do this, those bitchshits win, are you going to to let the bitchshits win?

Violet: Did you just say bitchshits?

Tairn: Do you want me to be supportive or not?

Nadine: Can you please shut the fuck up and pay attention so I can be a bitch later.

Ridoc: Panini's are just the penises of food.

Sawyer: Where the fuck did your brain go?

Liam: Assuming he had one in the first place.

Ridoc: Shut up, your a minority.

Rhiannon: The only way I’m passing history is thanks to a manky talking puppet rat.

Liam: What?

Violet: She’s binging horrible histories.

Sawyer: Surely your mum can’t be that bad.

Violet: You only say that because you’ve never met the bitch.

Mira: I’m your big sister, it’s my job to bully but to also beat up dickheads and wankers that give you shit. That’s just how life works.

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