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Spain and Romano are extreme rivals and enemies in a highschool and the entire school is basically a war zone between the two

Also probably pranks everywhere

And food fights

And sabotage

Romano: SCREE

Romano: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TEST!?

Spain: *whistles nonchalantly as he passes by, holding a sharpie*

Next day Spain opens his locker only to find everything has been super glued inside

Wh eeze

This is my new most favorite blog. Hot damn, I love Allen. Marry me hoe.

You can find someone much faster if you don’t call them a hoe, gray face.

{{aww thanks im glad you like him :D}}

EVERYTHING ON HERE IS V A L I D AND YOU CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE

LLUVI I LOVE YOU AND YOUR HEADCANONS THANK YOU FOR THIS BLESSING

BLESS YOUR IMAGINATION

Prumano headcanons?

- Nobody is sure when they started dating because Lorenzo has been casually sitting on Gilbert’s lap since the beginning of time.

- “Antonio is gonna lose his mind when he sees this” is a common phrase both say

- Shitpost couple. People question if they are actually dating.

- The couple that blasts Queen really loud

- “We gotta get rid of some of these. We haven’t listened to this one in a while” “Uh, nope! That is a classic and that vinyl stays”

- One point in history when Lore decided he wanted to be a priest Gilbert was probably gushing to someone about Lorenzo and they went “you know he’s a priest right?” and he just went “damn, almost perfect.”

- “God is dead.” “Gilbert, I asked you to bless the damn meal you overdramatic slut!”

- “Lorenzo, I got us a dog!” “Gilbert, we have 8 dogs.”

- They quote vines on the daily

- “I love you bitch. Ain’t never gonna stop loving you…BITCH”

- Gilbert isn’t allowed to cook.

- They read a lot of classics together.

- Both love the book Lolita.

- Dress like 80s potheads

- They both got the safe sex talk from Antonio when they started dating.

- “This is probably illegal?” “And what about it?”

- Lorenzo likes to play piano for Gilbert and mock Austria at the same time

- Overly affectionate. These two are probably kissing on the park bench because Gilbert bought pizza that wasn’t crappy.

- “What the hell is that?” “Italian food!”  “Gilbert that looks like vomit. I wouldn’t feed that to our 9 dogs.”

- They dressed up as bananas for Halloween

- “I can’t go out, I have Mass.” “Boo, you whore.”

- Date nights usually mean Mean Girls while we eat more gelato and cannoli than we should.

- Meal conflicts because Gilbert eats big breakfasts and small dinners while Lorenzo eats a small breakfast and big dinner

- “LEARN TO SUFFER WITHOUT COMPLAINT”

- Lots of family talk. They take pride in everything that their families do. They could gush about them for hours.

- “We should like,,,buy a fucking castle.” “Gilbert, we’re broke.”

- Both of them annoying the other on purpose.

- Horror Movie Power Couple

hello /bottom/, what’s your favorite flower??

“-Why don’t you come back and insult me when you’ve got something creative to say.”

He’s heard all the bottom comments before in his life and as much as he hATES them he won’t take no shit from an anon.

“But I do like red lilies. They have to be red.”

Lorenzo growled softly as the light filtered in harshly and he had to draw back under the covers to avoid them. “Goddamnit let me sleep..” He grumbled, peeking open an eye to see the intruder was Luciano. Now how the hell did he even get in here??? U h m. “Luciano go away,, it’s too early to wake uuuup...”

You all know if Luciano dares pester him a fights gonna break loose somehow.

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If there was a mod of the game for this I’d totally pay for it

{{Y’all remember this post I did a while back with my close friends?

Well I updated it to incorporate the new (popular) people that have popped in this au.

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