Wh Eeze

Wh eeze

This is my new most favorite blog. Hot damn, I love Allen. Marry me hoe.

You can find someone much faster if you don’t call them a hoe, gray face.

{{aww thanks im glad you like him :D}}

“No, no. I mean, that’s a good step. But that’s not what I’m talking about. Okay, pretend you’re dating this girl. She’s perfect and beautiful in every way, but then you find out she’s making out with this other guy. Someone you know. How would you feel? She’s MAD because she feels CHEATED. She probably thought she had something special and then found you making out with someone she also puts trust in.”

Can I crash on your couch for a couple of days?

“Yeah sure grandpa. What for by the way? ✨”

@grandparomeaskblog

// wheeze this gives me the perfect opportunity to ramble about a certain headcanon I have for Romano and Rome’s relationship. Personally I don’t think Romano is jealous over Italy and Rome being so close. Honestly I don’t even believe Rome PICKED FAVORITES. Romano and Rome no doubt had to have had a close relationship too. I mean if Italy truly was the only one he cared about and was the favorite he wouldn’t have chosen to give ALL of his inheritance to ROMANO. Aaaaa I just love the idea of a super close Romano and Rome though. Ancjsnxisnc I could say more but then this would be over the top long oops.

Omfg, this is so accurate lmao

World Pasta Day

My grandfather is a hoe pass it on

*as if we already didn’t know this shhh*

You know what? Fuck you— For being the freaking bEST ROME BLOG IVE EVER SEEN I CRI TEARS OF JOY

You hear that Remus?!! HA HA HAHAHA

About your offer… ehm this weeks thursday or friday would be good.

Middle school au fanart for @ask-kingpin-al @ask-bikerkuro

Where Kuro just wants to be cool and Allen crushes his dreams :”)

Ack, click on for better quality rip

Meet my new cat Neiko ❤️

So we just adopted him today. He’s a Mekong Bobtail which is a mix of the Siamese and the Manx. He’s 4 months old and likes to dress up and is very photogenic. He likes dogs and loves to be held and coddled. His name is pronounced “Nee-ko” and will follow you everywhere. I’m absolutely in love with him 💕 and I was so happy that I had to share my new joy and baby to all of you guys. Im also next week going to start up a blog for him because I’m that much of a sucker for cats.