"OOOOOOHHHH!!! ITS HERE!!!"

"OOOOOOHHHH!!! ITS HERE!!!"

*Leaves an offering of snacks and refreshments for your villain DILF arc*

"Don't forget The Ladies once you acquire the MILF-inator"

Oh~! I don't plan on forgetting! I must continue my glorious crusade... SMOLS! HELP ME WITH THE HOSTAGE!

"Lets go! Do you need help with handling the Mimics or are they good? I can give them pets if needed maybe some more affection and hugs to BrownCoat, I call him Brownie!"

*MWEHEHEHE!!*

On the way to our next target...lets zap some more units~ I'm thinking of the Browncoat and the rest of the mimics. Hehehehe~! TO CHAOS, SMOLS! CHAOS!!

*Hums pleased at the pats* "The Titans get their own beanbags, each beanbag can hold up to three larges, seven regulars and if there's any smaller units, easily up to ten smaller units. Also the Mimics have some comfy blankets for their little ones"

"Mweheh! It's almost Christmas and I got the Lounge set up for the DILFified and MILFified units! Welcome and take your time here, no enemies, no fighting, just pure relaxation and a break from the Skibidies! It's a lot more spacious than it looks right now, I don't want any problems alright?"

@cosmica-galaxy

*Looking at Speakerwoman respectfully*

*MWEHEHEHE!!*

On the way to our next target...lets zap some more units~ I'm thinking of the Browncoat and the rest of the mimics. Hehehehe~! TO CHAOS, SMOLS! CHAOS!!

"Hehe! Good luck trying to wake a land shark up! Afterall My Woofer (Woofer Jr.) knows that"

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T SEE HER DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE SAFE. YOU NEED TO GO AND WARN YOUR FACTION

N O W

*Already tied up and being held hostage right now cause bro got snatched fr*

Samwill: "Yes yes I realize that now. I might not of been able to warn them. But I have faith that Sawyere will notice my absence and immediately alert our security system"

[Spoiler alert, Sawyere is busy taking a nap. He did not alert security]

*Gleeful crackling* "GO WILD!"

*Gives everyone a wrapping paper cardboard tube to bonk each other with* Have fun!

You should really think twice before giving a bunch of weapon engineers creativity-sparking material to practice their profession on...

One suggestion: Get outta here before everything goes down.