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"I don't exactly know myself, but I want to say he's not? Then again I'm just making sure the DILFs and MILFs are cared for! Welcome to the team"
In my own honor of being part of the dilf team of @cosmica-galaxy, please tell me if titan drillman has the dilf body type- cus i can't seen to find the difference beside him being shorter and wider (ooo, he had oddly slim waist LOLOL)
"Come this way sir! Your fellow units are here and are doing some games at the present moment. I believe the current game is a drawing based game There have been a lot of positive Chirps and laughs!"
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NONE SHALL ESCAPE-
Large Cameraman has been dilfified
(@cosmica-galaxy @askthesmoltitans @orphicwitt @enderguardiangt @ninjago-incorrectquotes )
"WHere Am I?!???"
THAT'S IT. IM TAKING YA HOSTAGE
{DILF/MILF Arc Response}
"AHHHH—! LET ME BE IM JUST TAKING CARE OF THOSE WHO HAS BECOME DILFS AND MILFS—!"
"Mmhm... Come on lets get you some snacks and hot cocao for your ruffled state." I can easily pick you up, you're SMOL!!
*Throws a water balloon full of Smol Substance on you!*
"Hphm! That's what you get for taking me from my duties of watching over the DILFs and MILFs!"
*SCREAMS IN FURY THEN BITES YOU*
RAAA WON'T STOP MY BIG PLANS
"Not if he's my Prisoner now~! Come on lets get some snacks for you two to chow down on and relax a bit before any more chaos occurs, after all... No one really expects the Henchcritter of a leader to go rogue so quickly. :)"
*Throws a water balloon full of Smol Substance on you!* "I think you should chill out with Strux and have some snacks, hot cocao and rest up! Don't worry, I'm not only doing the Resistance, Cosmica is next >:) "
AUGGHH NOOO WHYYYYY
HOW DID YOU DO THIS??? I THOUGHT STRUX TOOK YOU PRISONER
AVENGE ME, FELLOW DEFENDERS!!
*stumbles back before flipping your hood over your head and pulling the strings together to close the hood* "Oh cosmos... You're going to be a troublesome one aren't you, come on now, Don't you want some of your favorite snacks while watching me betray Cosmica?"
*Throws a water balloon full of Smol Substance on you!* "I think you should chill out with Strux and have some snacks, hot cocao and rest up! Don't worry, I'm not only doing the Resistance, Cosmica is next >:) "
AUGGHH NOOO WHYYYYY
HOW DID YOU DO THIS??? I THOUGHT STRUX TOOK YOU PRISONER
AVENGE ME, FELLOW DEFENDERS!!
*Smiles gently* "Since Strux took me hostage, I had some time to think and admittedly I am enjoying the DILFs and MILFs but I wanted some fun for myself and wanted to end this peacefully without the devices over loading from being overused"
*Throws a water balloon full of Smol Substance on you!* "I think you should chill out with Strux and have some snacks, hot cocao and rest up! Don't worry, I'm not only doing the Resistance, Cosmica is next >:) "
AUGGHH NOOO WHYYYYY
HOW DID YOU DO THIS??? I THOUGHT STRUX TOOK YOU PRISONER
AVENGE ME, FELLOW DEFENDERS!!
"Once everyone has calmed down or has become smol. I'm not that cruel, it may be a bit depending on how resistance the members of both sides are." *Gently pets you and picks you up* "Strux is very fluffy to inform you and very much a cute smol"
*Throws a water balloon full of Smol Substance on you!* "I think you should chill out with Strux and have some snacks, hot cocao and rest up! Don't worry, I'm not only doing the Resistance, Cosmica is next >:) "
AUGGHH NOOO WHYYYYY
HOW DID YOU DO THIS??? I THOUGHT STRUX TOOK YOU PRISONER
AVENGE ME, FELLOW DEFENDERS!!
"I know, I know. Come on let's get you something to snack on first before we talk a bit more, is there anything particular you want to snack on?"
*Throws a water balloon full of Smol Substance on you!*
"Sorry Cosmica but, this War has to stop alright? It was fun and all but I think it's time for it to end"
Smols...YOU BETRAY ME??
(Series of angry squeaks and yaps ring out as I hop around)
I THOUGHT WE WERE ALLIES!!
*Smiles at Fish*
"I can do you as well"
*Throws a water balloon full of Smol Substance on you!*
"Sorry Cosmica but, this War has to stop alright? It was fun and all but I think it's time for it to end"
Smols...YOU BETRAY ME??
(Series of angry squeaks and yaps ring out as I hop around)
I THOUGHT WE WERE ALLIES!!
"I can make you smoler"
*Throws a water balloon full of Smol Substance on you!*
"Sorry Cosmica but, this War has to stop alright? It was fun and all but I think it's time for it to end"
Smols...YOU BETRAY ME??
(Series of angry squeaks and yaps ring out as I hop around)
I THOUGHT WE WERE ALLIES!!
"Heh Nope! We're going to sit down and relax a bit, Strux and Gamie are here as well!"
*Throws a water balloon full of Smol Substance on you!*
"Sorry Cosmica but, this War has to stop alright? It was fun and all but I think it's time for it to end"
Smols...YOU BETRAY ME??
(Series of angry squeaks and yaps ring out as I hop around)
I THOUGHT WE WERE ALLIES!!
"Wha- HEY!? Dammit... I just got Fish... Heheh... "
.[Strux! I've busted open the door, you and @gamie99 need to escape, quick! Smols is too busy handling smol cosmica gnawing at his ankles, but we don't have long. We can sort out getting you both back to regular size soon, but getting away is the main priority right now.]
*BREAKS FREE THEN GRABS GAMIE AND ESCAPES*
WOOOO, LETS GET OUTTA HERE
*Picks you up* "Anything particular you want to snack on?"
*Throws a water balloon full of Smol Substance on you!* "I know what you and Ender are up too, Come on let's get you something to eat"
Yay!
*Carefully removes the sword from your grasp after a few swings from you* "Ender, Don't you want some blocks? Perhaps Diamond or Gold?"
*Throws a water balloon full of Smol Substance on you!* "Nice try, now I gotta round up the escapees... Man you all are giving me a hard time. Oh uh, here's some blocks from Minecraft for ya"
Grrr, I'm coming for your kneecaps!
RAHHHHH
*chases with smol sword*
*Runs while still holding you and Fish*
Y'know I was thinking... what if I hit you with the DILFinator?
( •̀ ω •́ )✧
I would become Daddy Demon, obviously.
lmao...
Wait, you don't actually have the dilferator...do you??
"Good Lord, Pspspsps come here you overgrown cat"
help, My friend(a woofer) has been smollified😅 and I need the anti smol potion.
pleeaaaase?
I need to get it before he starts to think he is a cat. (common complications)
{DILF/MILF Arc Response...?} *Laughs softly* "You really think I have the serum to reverse this yet? I actually haven't had a chance to ask Dr. Seymour to make the reversal since He's in containment right now. Still trying to ensure that the cure works temporarily for Dr. Seymour since I can't afford to disrupt the timeline"
*Gently scritches your head, while pouring the reversal on you* "Only this time I'll break my own rules, this was the only one I had"
help, My friend(a woofer) has been smollified😅 and I need the anti smol potion.
pleeaaaase?
I need to get it before he starts to think he is a cat. (common complications)
{DILF/MILF Arc Response...?} *Laughs softly* "You really think I have the serum to reverse this yet? I actually haven't had a chance to ask Dr. Seymour to make the reversal since He's in containment right now. Still trying to ensure that the cure works temporarily for Dr. Seymour since I can't afford to disrupt the timeline"
"Why do I sense something so so wrong? Eh, Come on Brownie, let's get Rave and Yin into the mix of being smolified. They do need a break from... What happened"
Oh look at them all. Having so much fun in their little era of peace and calm. However, I feel that this era of peace has been...greatly extended far too long. Where is the chaos? The havoc? The interest? Why, I feel an uproar is in order.
My chains have slackened and will continue to do so for a short time. In that time frame...I shall strike again. My imprisonment after the DILF war, where I was forced to surrender due to my current servitude to this blasted pillar, will be minuscule. Even when the moment of weakness passes, this chain will only get weaker. Soon, I'll be free again and my reckoning will be realized. The peace will end.
After all. I have some unfinished business I would like to tie up before my inevitable return to freedom once the summer sun graces this world again. I merely need to finish up what I had started before...and then I will bring upon them a new reckoning. A better one. Fierce and swift. Nobody will be safe from me.
"Not an issue! Hehe, I won't make them any smaller because they'll definitely cause more destruction with their even more smol size. Pretty sure DJ is trying to see if he can get flung across the bas- OH GOD"
The Titans are not smol enough. I want to be able to pick them up and squeeze them like stress balls.
Not a serious RP prompt; just being silly.
"Hehe! Of course, They may be smol now but make them even smoller? Yeah, I can do that! Here we go~!"
