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Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down
fireflies honestly make me cry a little. out of gratitude and wonder. thank goodness we live in a world with bioluminescence. thank goodness we live in a world where it can fly.
something cool about queering your idea of sex is that you can walk out of a heavy make out session feeling like you had the rawest sex of your life. you can be sitting close at a bar kissing them and maybe you’ve found a way to sit so your knee is discreetly between their thighs and feeling the pleasure it gives them and then feeling them give that pleasure to you. you can be looking each other in the eye and you can feel them inside you from that alone. like you want to tear their clothes off and are hungry for the feeling of their skin and their closeness but even just this feels like heaven, feels connected to them in the deep place where pleasure comes from.
Omorashi kink goes crazy when im drunk get so so drunk and need to pee so so bad constantly when im drunk and someone needs to get me so drunk and needy and play with me until im dying to pee and tell me no and make me wait and fuck me so so good while im desperate
she would do numbers on messy tgirl tumblr
the great thing about preserving kink as part of pride is that it’s the one thing that rainbow capitalism can never touch. I sincerely doubt that you’ll ever see Arby’s tweeting about forcefem anytime soon.
*tamp tamp*
ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth
we sentence you to trying to get your mother to admit she's been wrong before
I promise you, relationship anarchy is a good thing. Tell your friends you love them. Go on dates. Domme them. Take them to weddings. Have a relationship with the sub from the dungeon where she does your taxes or you mow his lawn. Help your neighbor plant begonias and become their honorary granddaughter. Become friends with your partner’s partners. Cuddle with your book club and talk about Polysecure or something, idk.
I don’t care. Just stop expecting every relationship to follow a specific pattern and instead find the beauty you both want in your specific relationship with that other person.
Life is more than the nuclear family and strict pseudo-Christian mythological ideals.
the king has fired all of his tailors in favor of the clockwork automaton which produces clothes so delicate and beautiful they are invisible to the naked eye
my friend was telling me abt how her partner is taking an anatomy class and when she comes home from work her partner is just on her feeling around on her to study and it freaks her out a little bit. skill issue i'd get bricked
everyone always sayin to me "not to be weird" you have to be weird. you have to be weird for your health
the question of whether modern internet humor is dadaist is fascinating because sure on a surface level, it absolutely resembles dadaist art of the 1920′s but my question is…………..is it art?
the original dada movement emerged specifically to interact with that question, of whether an incoherent collage, or a gold-plated toilet seat, or poetry pulled out of a hat should be considered art
but internet humor? it exists solely for us to entertain one another. it doesn’t give a shit about what art is or isn’t, and comments like “this belongs in a museum” or “where’s her oscar” always come after the fact, and, more importantly, are made specifically to add entertainment value
so my take for today is that internet humor isn’t neo-dada, or post-dada, or even “e-dada” or “#dada”; as a mass movement concerned more with community participation than performance to an audience and wholly unconcerned with questions about higher meaning…………….this is folk dada
kids these days with their sundials & their water clocks. when I was a boy we told time with our hunger pangs and we LIKED it
When I tell you it PAINS me to not capitalize these words, or add the appropriate article... English usage, English usage...
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we need personally tailored hormone cocktails. if u want estrogen curves a non functional dick and a flat chest u should be able to get that. if u want huge tits hard cock huge loads we should promote that. when i’m president we’ll kill all real estate agents in the street like dogs.
Happy neaw year everybody!!
Wish you the best!
You want to know what I’m going to do to you?
I’m going to force you to go to sleep at a reasonable time. Hit you with sensible adjustments to your diet. Smash that self loathing into a million pieces. Break those self destructive habits. Im going to care for you more deeply than anyone looking from the outside can fathom possible.
Because, even though its not going to set Tumblr ablaze with titillation, it is what being in charge involves 90% of the time.
Treasure those that put themselves in your hands and you will both get so much more from the dynamic.
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