Me!! :3 - Tumblr Posts
I was showing these to my friend and I was catching my breath (laughing so hard) and she went “why are you like that?”
my favorite customer service slip ups
writers will be like "here's my current wip! can't wait to share more :)" and then you never hear about it again
Crimes against hunters gang
shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
good morning are there any angels ovulating online? asking with ulterior motives and heavy balls
One of my favorite things that I do, that makes me giggle, it's when after I'm done with my make up, I do this ridiculous photos and sand them to my bestie
The "no bitches" one is actually my best work lol
can you draw teeth but theyre spooky
that's me!!! (also, normalize yellow teeth!! all teeth are beautiful :3)
alt:
"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator
"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck
DAY 10 - Lunch
He understood "duel" instead of "date", the dissapointment is immeasurable.
