Sutekh: Im Gonna Hide Here For A Bit And Turn Into A GOD

Sutekh: I’m gonna hide here for a bit and turn into a GOD

Sutekh: I, uh. Okay Fenric and Ragnarok were a bit much for me. But I’ll be a god soon—

Sutekh: okay so there’s a Time War but it’s probably fine, better sit this one outWHAT THE HELL IS THE COULD’VE-BEEN KING AHHHHHH

Sutekh: okay so that’s over I’m free might be a good time to come out — wait something’s haunting alongside me, what the hell is “Bad Wolf”

Sutekh: holy me Bad Wolf is ALL up and down the Doctor’s timeline I need to hide until I’m sure she’s COMPLETELY gone

Sutekh: is she still here

Sutekh: oh hi River you’re here again WAIT WHY ARE YOU BLOWING ME UP

Sutekh: okay Amy is clearly not safe for me since she can rewrite time apparently I need to —

Sutekh: wait where are all these tiny brunettes coming from WHO IS CLARA AND WHY DOES SHE KEEP THWARTING ME

Sutekh: WE’RE GOING BACK INTO THE TIME WAR ARE YOU CRAZY? And wait ITS THE FUCKING BAD WOLF AGAIN?????

Sutekh: okay look other me’s trust me don’t come out of hiding it’s not safe

Sutekh: okay Clara’s gone, yay, I’m — wait she’s up his timeline too isn’t she. Medammit. Now I have to wait out TWO OF THEM?

Sutekh: Okay these three are—they’re normal. They’re normal, right? No weird bullshit?

Sutekh: I’m sorry Ruby Sunday is WHAT? I CANT AFFORD TO WAIT TO FIND OUT I CANT KEEP GETTING HIT WITH THIS SHIT START THE PLAN START THE PLAN MAYDAY MAYDAY

This is the problem with you fuckers

Lift: Welcome to Wind and Truth. Do you want the wind or the truth?

Customer: um uh the wind?

Customer is immediately lashed backward and out the door

Creating an invention to allow one massive war of humans v undead wasnt enough for you, Vasher?