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(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms
Queer as in an "identity is fluid and descriptors can be imprecise so I prefer a more general term" sort of way but also queer in a "What are you, a cop?" sort of way.
DAVID TENNANT WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HEARTSTOPPER!!!!!
they should invent a staying up late that doesnt guarantee less sleep
ok wait, this is my problem whoops
current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.
i cant wait (<-lie) for it to get cold as fuckk so i can finally start dressing while every other aspect of my life noticeably worsens for several dark months
the absolute worst thing is that, objectively, if he was not real, trump would be funny as fuck. as a skit character? like literally fucking hilarious. but no, he’s not a dramatized, satirical parody that exaggerates a stereotype. no. this man is REAL. and that is. fucking terrifying
not in or out of the closet, but a secret third thing
at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life
at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation
current mood: tenth doctor promo pics
RIP Aziraphale you would have loved Ao3
got a major pest problem this year actually
I think I just need my interoception to work actually
Why does my brain have secrets from me? Bro we are on the same team tell me my stats
The 10th doctor and "50 ways to say goodbye" by train
Alec and Ellie performing Busted from Phineas and Ferb
It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.
Heartbreaking
You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up
we will never achieve gender liberation without deconstructing amatonormativity. btw
i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
hot tip: if you claim to want the best for a group of people, yet you are constantly having to fight against that group that you claim to be supporting because they hate everything you say and do... maybe you don't actually give a fuck about them. Maybe they are just props you use to pretend that this moral crusade is actually an act of charity instead of being entirely self-serving.
I heard someone call barbie disappointingly heterosexual and I've never disagreed with anything more strongly in my life
the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:
we were just as smart then as we are now
we are just as stupid now as we were then