Off Topic But You Look Very Very Cute Today

Off topic but you look very very cute today

If you were a cat I would take you to my house

I’m sad and so I’m going to do something about it.

Proceeds to cry in executive disfunction for 4 hours.

Not Ashley.

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We’ll find you Ashley.

…. Can I meet your mom can she be my mom

growing up with a psychologist for a mother was so funny because my sister and i would be like “mo-om why do we have to go to bed now” and she would respond with a long explanation of the research on the effects of sleep on the brain and body followed by another explanation on permissive vs. authoritarian vs. authoritative parenting styles, with citations

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

I have consumed an ungodly amount of hot pockets today.