Escalators. Period.

escalators. period.

and most definitely insects (still am scared 😭😭)

also the fact the a few billion years later the sun will longer emit energy and be dwarf and the solar system will collapse.. right... as if i will be alive by then-

for more i need to walk through the fear simulation landscape (that was a divergent trilogy ref.)

@padfoot-lupin77 @jazsplat @idk-me3333

You know what, I’ve been tagged in so many of these tagging games, I’m gonna start one of my own!

This came up in a conversation with my friends, so I just gotta know:

What was your childhood fear (and why)?

What haunted your dreams, made you afraid of every shadow, and caused you to ask your parents to check in your closet and under your bed?

Since this is my tagging game, I’ll get the ball rolling with:

THIS. FUCKING. THING.

For those who don’t know, this is Tyrone from Backyardigans and this episode is called “Whodunit”. Backyardigans was my childhood, and I still watch it from time to time, but this episode absolutely creeped me out as a child.

Tyrone is a sweetheart and I love him in any other episode, but…

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LOOK AT THIS!!

LOOK AT HIM!!

LOOK AT HOW CREEPY THEY MADE HIM IN THIS EPISODE!!

THIS IS SCARY FOR A LITTLE KID!!

HE LITERALLY MADE HIS FIRST APPEARANCE BY POPPING OUT OF THE MIST!!

THEN RAN AROUND THE SHADOWS LIKE A FREAKING GOBLIN!!

I LITERALLY HAD NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS DUDE!!

For those I tag, you don’t have to participate if you’re not comfortable sharing, especially if it’s a sensitive topic. But if it’s an embarrassment thing, I started it off by saying I was afraid of a cartoon character that was only creepy for one particular episode. We don’t judge here. This is a safe space.

@littledudeholland @letsbelikethewindtogether @pixanefan @kazumahashimoto @sweetheart-weeb-33 @revlischarm @rinkunokoisuru

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aah-

here's my excuse to finally stop studying

tagging: @padfoot-lupin77 @jazsplat @idk-me3333 @jkriordanverse @ramen8008

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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Kaz is our hot baby girl. Period.

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Whenever i read the scene in SoC where Kaz is (somewhat) avoiding Inej after she got hurt i always imagine Kaz sitting crossed legged on his bed like a teenage girl or pacing around trying to come up with a reason to talk to their crush.

he's a broken guy and can't afford to lose his best *investment*

“Kaz carried Inej, he’s so strong! So so strong! So strong, so strong, Kaz is sooooo strong!”

y’all.

he BARELY carried Inej, a 5’3 gymnast who weighs probably 130 at MAX

he is not strong. His friend (bc they were FRIENDS at the time) got stabbed and was deathly injured. He is… a weak, malnutritioned Jack skellinton guy with a semi-perma-BROKEN leg

guys spam her

here we go again and honestly this is dumb but i think if I do this it will motivate me regardless of if there's any notesm so even tho it's not 'trendy' anymore or whatever, i'm just gonna do one o' these. plz do feel free to ignore.

50 note - clean room

60 note - hw

70 note - keep writing chap8 of my WIP

and, uhh...like, some unknown number note - i FINALLY post the gd incorrect crows thats been sitting in my drafts for months. someone choose for that. idc.

anways bye. also @ the voices in my head: stop judging me.

going off the topic but kaz never dated imogen. he had a crush on her. that's it. change my mind.

Okay, but….

Who gave Kaz the sex talk?

He was 10 when Jordie died, so clearly not old enough, and I’m pretty sure Jordie had the sense to keep that to himself.

So there’s Kaz Rietveld. 13. Running around the Barrel hearing bits and pieces about things he couldn’t name. And that made him curious. Suddenly he hears “sex” outside of a bar. He walks in, approaches the rather ferocious looking man the voice belonged to and asks what he was talking about. He’s thoroughly annoyed when the man laughs at him, the beer practically sloshing in his belly. Eventually after several threats, he gets an answer. Let’s just say he’s more traumatized than previously before.

Or maybe, there’s Kaz Brekker. Literally seventeen. Jesper’s talking about how he “banged” Wylan in a horribly descriptive way. Of course, Kaz says nothing, but later has to hear from Inej, considering she noticed the disgusted and confused look on his face. The whole time she speaks, Kaz Brekker, the one and only Dirtyhands, Bastard Of The Barrel, is nearly throwing up in his mouth.