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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT!!! YOU GOT A CHANCE TO TALK TO LEIGH???!!!

Okay, but….

Who gave Kaz the sex talk?

He was 10 when Jordie died, so clearly not old enough, and I’m pretty sure Jordie had the sense to keep that to himself.

So there’s Kaz Rietveld. 13. Running around the Barrel hearing bits and pieces about things he couldn’t name. And that made him curious. Suddenly he hears “sex” outside of a bar. He walks in, approaches the rather ferocious looking man the voice belonged to and asks what he was talking about. He’s thoroughly annoyed when the man laughs at him, the beer practically sloshing in his belly. Eventually after several threats, he gets an answer. Let’s just say he’s more traumatized than previously before.

Or maybe, there’s Kaz Brekker. Literally seventeen. Jesper’s talking about how he “banged” Wylan in a horribly descriptive way. Of course, Kaz says nothing, but later has to hear from Inej, considering she noticed the disgusted and confused look on his face. The whole time she speaks, Kaz Brekker, the one and only Dirtyhands, Bastard Of The Barrel, is nearly throwing up in his mouth.

*brain explosion*

also complicado should mean complicate right?

mal means bad place? malyen oretsev: badplace oretsov (am sorry but i had to make this-)

also how did we go to spanish from kaz 💀💀

Okay, but….

Who gave Kaz the sex talk?

He was 10 when Jordie died, so clearly not old enough, and I’m pretty sure Jordie had the sense to keep that to himself.

So there’s Kaz Rietveld. 13. Running around the Barrel hearing bits and pieces about things he couldn’t name. And that made him curious. Suddenly he hears “sex” outside of a bar. He walks in, approaches the rather ferocious looking man the voice belonged to and asks what he was talking about. He’s thoroughly annoyed when the man laughs at him, the beer practically sloshing in his belly. Eventually after several threats, he gets an answer. Let’s just say he’s more traumatized than previously before.

Or maybe, there’s Kaz Brekker. Literally seventeen. Jesper’s talking about how he “banged” Wylan in a horribly descriptive way. Of course, Kaz says nothing, but later has to hear from Inej, considering she noticed the disgusted and confused look on his face. The whole time she speaks, Kaz Brekker, the one and only Dirtyhands, Bastard Of The Barrel, is nearly throwing up in his mouth.

welp! i need a help-

guys, can someone like gimme the good synopsis of the Northern Lights without giving away any spoilers?

so basically the friend who got me hooked in the soc (which led to my obsession of kaz and grishaverse and bla bla bla) is going to lend it to me tmmrw in scl

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(ill be lending her the Divergent)

(PS: i have been eating every single person's head in scl today by going: ROBERT PATTISON IS HOT-)

IM ALSO 5 FT LMAO

*cries together in 5ft*

guys spam her

here we go again and honestly this is dumb but i think if I do this it will motivate me regardless of if there's any notesm so even tho it's not 'trendy' anymore or whatever, i'm just gonna do one o' these. plz do feel free to ignore.

50 note - clean room

60 note - hw

70 note - keep writing chap8 of my WIP

and, uhh...like, some unknown number note - i FINALLY post the gd incorrect crows thats been sitting in my drafts for months. someone choose for that. idc.

anways bye. also @ the voices in my head: stop judging me.