Hungry Hungry Hippos Taught Me Envy (I Wish I Had Other Peoples Small Plastic Balls) And Wrath (self-explanatory)

Hungry Hungry Hippos taught me envy (I wish I had other people’s small plastic balls) and wrath (self-explanatory)

hungry hungry hippos taught me greed

fnaf 4 candy is the razor blade candy myth that unreliable news agencies constantly talk about around Halloween, but real.

thinking of fnaf 1 game as a sack of candy.

freddy candy tastes like nostalgy and reminds you of the times your cousins would visit you and you'd play together. chica candy is so good you wanna share it with your friends. foxy candy tastes like those chocolate coins (put them in a chest and they become the most delicious treasure!). the bonnie candy is sweet and soothing, you give it to injured kids

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

Was this written by a mouse?

Hello, Steve.

your company made a fortune selling pest control tools. today, the ghosts of pest past come to haunt you.

You might be wondering where you are. what's the contraption around your neck. why the floor is so awfully sticky.

in front of you, is a wheel of parmigiano. if you manage to eat it in its entirety, you are going to live.

to get to it, however, you must pass through a maze that'll force you to walk like the rats your products killed. be wary though, the floor is covered in glue, the very same employed by your glue traps.

you have 1 hour before the contraption strapped onto you breaks your neck like a trapped mouse.

live or die, make your choice.

I'm going to imprison you in The Cube

If I were to do Extinct Week, what kinds of extinct animals would you like to vote on?