Well To Piss In Someones Bed You Need To Drink A Lot Of Water

Well to piss in someone’s bed you need to drink a lot of water

i'll piss on your bed too

Fuck it main account reblog. Mort from the Madagascar is NOT evil. He is genuinely a extremely loving and caring character but because he has a fucking foot fetish and is a bit of a freak (affectionate), ppl will think he's evil.

"Oh noooo he killed his grandfather???!!1!!?1?😱" His grandfather was a neglectful piece of shit that was trying to kill his friend, king Julien.

"but mort can absorb souls 😨😨 he's so scary-" shut the fuck up you are so fucking stupid did you even watch the children's cartoon?! He can only absorb other mort souls which are most of the time evil (ex: grammy mort, morticus khan..)

"but king Julien and co hate him?? Yet he always inserts himself into their friend dynamic 🙄" KING JULIEN LOVES MORT ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? THERE WAS A WHOLE EPISODE WHERE HE PRETENDS TO BE MORTS DAD. THERE'S A WHOLE EPISODE WHERE HE MAKES MORT THE STAR OF HIS NIGHTCLUB. THE NIGHTCLUB THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE KING JULIEN'S LEGACY. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. Not only that but Clover and mort are friends too, they do good cop bad cop integrations, they both read. Like holy shit. Also in the episode where all the lemurs think the island is going to sink mort hugs kj and instead of kicking him like he normally does he hugs him with his tail. Like king Julien straight up thinks that they are going to die and choose to spend his last moments giving comfort to mort. Your honor he loves him.

Mort always tries his best to care for his king, yeah maybe it is just for his feet but I think there's a emotional connection there too. The feet are just his Achilles heel, but if he wanted to he could have just murdered king Julien and cut off his feet and put them into his creepy crushed velvet box. During ahkj exiled mort CARIES okay? He fucking does. Right off the bat as soon as he's captured he tries to get close to koto to find out how he can better protect king Julien. He does so much just- ugh.

Also in the gameboy game king Julien put mort in charge of the lemur military.

That's not really relevant just a fun fact

It's Show & Tell Time!

What’s the silliest hill you’re willing to die on?

i have an idea for my stone in boom au where eggman get turned into a kid for a few episodes. just think it would be really funny

Rena stop this is a comical amount of piss!

I will take away your stobonik! Don’t think I won’t!

turn post notifications off. it's for your own good, you're terminally online.

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i'd rather eat polyester, but thanks i guess

i'm so sorry you feel that way but thank you <3

i have some mutuals who lowkey no matter what the fuck they posted i would never unfollow and always like their posts