OK, You All Know The "i Feel Like A Side Character Of My Own Life" Proble. Well I Feel Like A Fucking

OK, you all know the "i feel like a side character of my own life" proble. Well I feel like a fucking viewer. I feel like watching mu life on TV and going "ohh, I wish I live in that show"... WTF do I do?

So, how about a typical princess story, with all the "No dad, I will not get married with that old rich man you picked for me! I will mary handsome young citizen, who's absolutely broke! Because I LOVE HIM!", but then turns out that the older rich guy is very hot and smart, and the young broke fuckboy is actually very immature and irresponsible. So the princes decides she's into dilfs. The end. Noone died. The family is happy. You welcome.

I know that noone will read it, but still wanna tell you a story bout my classmates. They're my OTP, and maybe, if you're interested, I could tell you 'bout them sometimes. So they're boys - Vlad and Jack, a tall dark haired asshole and a thin blond dumbass. They're best friends (just dudes being guys). But once we had a school party, everything was fun and chill, but then a slow romantic tune kicks in. Two older guys immediately started dancing with eachother, and all my gang of allies was so happy. Well Vlad (who, apparently, is in the closet and claims to be homophobic) was just sitting there with unpleasant expression. And suddenly Jack comes to him, and goes "wOulD yOou mAYbe wAnT to dANCe wItH me?.." And Vlad just BLUSHES and goes "OH YOU DUMBASS". The saddest thing is, that it maybe would have worked out, if I didn't choke on fucking air, and they didn't acknowledge my presence. So I made my own ship sink

For all people who were single on Valentine's Day

Your crush probably confessed to you, don't worry. It just was in Spanish Dub.

Feeling cute today, might stab someone later, idk

I'm telling you Amazon has officially renewed Good Omens. We'll get season 3. Officially. Yep. That's all. Thanks for your attention.