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Ody, telling his stories from war to Telemachus: and then me and athena got in a fight and she left...

Telemachus: WAIT- you were the friend athena was talking about???

Odysseus: ATHENA CALLED ME A FRIEND???

Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

(emerges from the bushes with a megaphone)

CONSIDER THIS

SO YOU KNOW HOW IN PJO, ATHENA'S KIDS ARE ALL JUST THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF HER APPRECIATION AND ADMIRATION OF SOME MORTALS INTELLIGENCE AND/OR CREATIVITY?

IF WE APPLY THIS MECHANIC TO EPIC THE MUSICAL, WE COULD GET AN AU IN WHICH AT SOME POINT DURING THE TEN YEARS IT TAKES ODYSSEUS TO GET HOME, ATHENA SHOWS UP ON ITHACA WITH A BABY ALL LIKE "I was moping about the last conversation i had with your husband and accidentally made this, here you go." AND THEN HAND SAID BABY TO PENELOPE BEFORE DISAPPEARED JUST AS FAST AS SHE APPEARED.

(throws the megaphone as a distraction and retreats into the bushes again)

*taps mic*

*clears throat*

Polites would've loved Telemachus

*walks off the stage*

reblog & put an inside joke in the tags

1.25" solid cube of titanium is the right of all sentient beings

okay it's 12:40 am but i'm going to say my one last opinion about stolitz in this episode before going to sleep.

Stolas wasn't embarassed of Blitzo

Holy. Fucking. Shit. I thought that was obvious but apparently not.

That's what Blitzo thought obviously as we can tell from the whole flinch, horrified look on his face

but that doesn't mean it's what happened. I thought it had already been established that Blitzo is an incredibly unreliable narrator. Yes, Blitzo was being pushed through the rough by Verossika and Asmodeus and needed Stolas to defend him.

But Stolas?

Stolas was being laughed at, humiliated in public, and he couldn't defend himself because no matter what he said he couldn't prove Asmodeus wrong. He looks around to see everyone in the entire audience laughing at him.

He had given up his wife and kid for an imp who wasn't even happy to be around him, who had ignored him throughout this entire debacle. Just like Blitzo needed Stolas to defend him, Stolas needed Blitzo to reassure him.

and neither did that okay?

Stolas chose to hide rather than face what appeared to be an incredibly humiliating situation (not because of blitzo, but because they had exposed his family issues to the entire fucking crowd. lol), and Blitzo? Blitzo was hurt, he was angry, he was terrified and insecure. But he chose to keep that in. He didn't communicate his feelings or wants or needs to Stolas and unfortunately, reading minds appears to be out of the arsenal of eldritch horrors.

Both fucked up here. Both had their insecurities thrown in their faces. Both didn't take the last line to reach out to each other.

And if Stolas chose to deal with that by attempting to bridge the gap between him and Blitzo? If he chose to seek out some non-sexual affection after it being strongly implied he fucks up his relationships? Can't fucking blame him.

And if Blitzo chose to deal with it by closing off? If he chose to hide from a relationship he felt was close to ending anyways? If he chose to close himself off from Stolas before he was abandoned yet again? Can't fucking blame him either.

I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

can you draw odysseus dying in a glue trap

okay

So like I was thinking

Athena approaches Odysseus in Warrior Of The Mind, when Odysseus is "a boy". So, young. And Warrior Of The Mind does not mention Penelope.

Do you think when Ody fell in love with Penelope he went to Athena for advice?

Can you imagine the conversations?

TW: Attempt for Suicide and spoilers to the Wisdom Saga

I like to think that during Odysseus' attempt, he wasn't driven purely by emotion and still continued to think of a way out. It's simply because of his emotion that his actions are so drastic.

Billford is really funny to me as a person that's never seen gravity falls like

That triangle wants that old man BAD!!!!!!!

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Chat does ford's hand look okay Idk how to draw hands;;

*What if*

William: Welcome home, my boy.

[The 2 Aftons silently stare at each other for a few seconds]

Micheal: It's impossible.

William: Is it?

Micheal: It couldn't be.

William: Couldn't It?

Micheal: I'm—

William: Are you?

Micheal: [in disbelief] Father?

William: [proudly] In the decaying flesh.

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thinking about telemachus recently and how odysseus was gone for like. his entire life. strictly speaking, telemachus wasn't the child of a single parent but he may as well have been. do you think that showed through, when odysseus did finally return home?

certainly, he was always a mama's boy. no one doubted that. he had no one else, after all. there was laertes, and the men around the palace (who harbored a disgust for the horde of suitors that almost rivalled penelope's) and he loved them all dearly, but it was not the same. telemachus grew up loving his mother with all of his heart, and defending her with all his strength.

and then this man comes home, and he has telemachus' smile and he knows things that only telemachus' father would know, but he is a stranger. odysseus arrives home as a creature of myth, the misty stuff of fables that you could almost touch if you reached, but never quite grasp. telemachus does not know this man, but seeing him that day in the throne room is the first time in twenty years that penelope has shed tears of joy instead of pain, so he decides there must be something to him. he smiles at this man's jokes and listens raptly to his stories (and he does have so many stories!) but there is always that distance there. a gap in the planks of the bridge, a crevasse that's just too wide to jump across. he tries to know him, but it is not as easy as either of them would like it to be.

it is penelope that finally bridges the gap. telemachus finds her in tears again one day, tucked away somewhere odysseus would not see, and he rushes to his mother's side, but when he reaches her she cups his face the way she did when he was a boy. her hands are thinner now than they were then, and there are lines on her face that had not been there before, but behind the glimmer of tears is that spark. that strong, intelligent spark that first drew odysseus to her; that spark that convinced young telemachus that his mother could rival athena in wisdom if she wished to be so bold.

but these tears, he finds, are not the ones he expected. as penelope takes her son into her arms she whispers, you're just like him. you're so much like your father, and i am so proud.

and that sticks.

telemachus meets the stranger with his father's face and thinks, he's just like me. he watches him laugh the way he himself does, he compares his face and odysseus' in a mirror and the similarities make him smile this time. he hears others in the palace tell of the king's courage and his wit and he thinks, perhaps i can be like him. perhaps he is like me.

telemachus greets odysseus that night and calls him father, and for the first time, the word does not feel strange on his tongue.

it feels right.

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imagine Odysseus' first thoughts when he realizes that it was Hermes who came to the island to rescues him instead of Athena. when he called out for her help in Love in Paradise, do you think it was the first time since My Goodbye that he even tried to pray to her, or do you think he's been praying for 7 years straight and that's the only one we as the audience hear?

Then when he finds out someone is going to release him after praying to Athena, he expects her to be there, maybe he thinks after all this time they could mend fences and be mentor and student again, because to him, she made it clear that they were never friends.

And then he sees Hermes there, as if his prayers to Athena were unanswered just as they were after they split. do you think in his head he curses Athena for not being there, that Hermes cares about him to help him, but the mighty goddess of war and wisdom, who called herself his mentor can't be bothered to heed her prayers. Do you think he curses her name while she was burnt nearly or fully to death fighting for him, enduring the wrath of the king of the gods after using all of her skills to convince 5 other gods to release him.

Or do you think he curses himself for daring to hope after all these years he dared to hope, that he knows if he took her advice he might have been home with almost all of his men and he has no one but to blame than himself?

Do you think Hermes will even have a chance to mention Athena and what she did for him? Or do you thing Ody will just leave believing the bridge between him and Athena is burnt for good and she wants nothing to do with him.

Do you think Odysseus will ever learn what Athena went through for him and Telemachus? Or do you think he'll go to his deathbed thinking he was abandoned by his goddess? And at best she's to hurt fighting for him to correct that assumption

Not Odysseus calling for Athena for help at the end of in Love in Paradise even though as far as he knows they’re not on speaking terms