Hey Btw Did You Know That If You Replace Every Blank In A Meme Template With Odysseus Its Both Funny

Hey btw did you know that if you replace every blank in a meme template with Odysseus it’s both funny and true every single time

SORRY. HELP ME. sorry for posting about sea creature sex again but this diagram of octopus mating fuckinf kills me...

shes just chilling. and why is he doing that at arms length like shes gonna kill him (she actually might. a lot of female octopus eat the male after mating) . and why is he staring at me like that. this feels really awkward guys

he would also die to Circe

if Odysseus from the original odyssey was in epic the musical he would've died to Poseidon, change my mind.

If Hermes was in God Games

Chorus: 🎶🎶Herm—

Hermes: Release him

Athena: What?

Hermes: I like that Odysseus. I helped him when YOU wouldn't! Now hurry up and win the game I'm ready to uber him off that island

People completely overlook Blitz’s growth because Blitz is an actually, professional assassin. He loves and takes pride in his job. He revels in violence. Blitz very well could’ve gunned down that guy in a jealous fit, but he didn’t, because he’s not an idiot. He screamed and growled but gripped onto the railing like it was the only thing keeping him back, because he knows that will only make this situation much worse.

Keep going, you’re doing better than you think sweetie.

no but the way odysseus painfully, miserably, desperately yelled out "ATHENA!!!"

... i can't. guys i can't. it hurts