Absolutely Fucking Hate Pride And Prejudice. Reading It Rn And You Don't Understand It's Actually The

Absolutely fucking hate pride and prejudice. Reading it rn and you don't understand it's actually the worst book I have ever read. It's like these 10 people who just bitch and moan all day and never do anything interesting at all. I'm sorry Jane Austen no amount of vitally important timeless themes can fix the dogshit dialogue.

This is like when someone gets mad at a child and tells them that Santa Claus is fake

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Try making pancake mix from scratch! It takes a while, but if you have the ingredients it should work fine. I ran out of pancake mix a while ago and just looked up a recipe and used that, and they turned out wonderfully! It takes a little longer, but it works just as well

i fucking ran out of pancake mix i hate everything fuck this

Slime mold was grown on an agar gel plate shaped like America and food sources were placed where America’s large cities are. 

The result? A possible look at how to best build public transportation. 

I just really like the idea of slime mold on a map of the US. It’s beautiful.

Okay here it is. The sun's human form. Also the first human I have ever drawn. I have learned that anatomy is an arcane power which I do not yet seem to possess. Shoutout to my friend who does indeed possess this magic and helped me out. Might try to redraw it later once I'm a little more practiced with people. Anyways yeah. Behold the sun.

you want me carnally