HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE 😌

Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

*agrees in hecate cabin*

trojan war tumblr simulator

🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today

YOU BET IT IS

#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting

108 notes

✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow

why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk

🏘️ nobody1020

it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps

340 notes

⚔️ sonoftydeus

opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!

3 notes

anonymous asked: we should all go home :)

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS

50 notes

nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going

45 notes

⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?

year 9, day 234: still no....

#all our admins keep DYING

500 notes

‼️ trojan-confessions follow

I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid

🐴 horsetaminghector follow

lmaooo is this paris??

🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow

kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk

600 notes

❓ myrmidons-confessions

I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe

❓ myrmidons-confessions

5000 notes

👑 kingofmycenae

👍🏻 ajaxthegreat

achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????

🏘️ nobody1020

I think that's why he's posting it ngl

300 notes

😹 deiphobus42069

imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there

🐆 leopardskiniscool

???????????????

#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill

240 notes

#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)

340 notes

🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543

so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes

🗣️ homer follow

I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!

🐎 antilochussss

not the direct address????

✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo

direct address got him :(

3000 notes

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

by ares this can't be happening

345 notes

⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta

do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags

100 notes

Cas, babes, I love your writing so damn much- I'm grinning rn

"I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home."

~ Taylor Swift (Enchanted) - Pairing: Wolfstar - Rating: G

Sirius Black did not get flustered. He was confident and smooth, and used pick-up lines like it was his job. He didn't get nervous. Nerves were for lesser mortals.

But for some reason, one person always made his ability to keep himself together fly out the window. So it was no wonder that, on his first date with Remus Lupin, Sirius was a blushing, stuttering mess.

"Fuck!" Sirius swore as he spilled his water on himself for the third time that evening, fighting back tears as Remus made to dab at the table with his napkin. "Shit, Moons, I- I'm sorry."

"Sirius, you have nothing to be sorry about. It's okay," Remus reassured him with a smile that didn't quite reach his eyes.

But after the waitress brought Sirius a new drink, Remus seemed to finally speak his mind. "Sirius, do you want to be here? It's just...you don't seem like yourself. If you said yes just to pity me, you don't have to-"

And, terrified, Sirius interrupted. "No, Remus! Moons, I...you have no idea how much I want to be here! Fuck, I'm just so bloody nervous, you know?" And as he gestured with his hands wildly, he knocked into his glass again, sending it tipping, but thankfully not falling.

"You're nervous," Remus repeated, surprised.

"Yes," Sirius nodded, biting at his lip. "I just...I want to make sure you like me, you know? I mean, I know we're friends, but like...as more."

But at that, Remus gave a soft grin. "Sirius...I told you. I've liked you for ages. You don't have to worry about...about pulling me, or something. Fuck, I've been yours for ages."

Those words made Sirius's eyes water as he blushed, relief flooding through his body, wonderstruck at the adoring way Remus was looking at him.

And, hours later, as Sirius lay in bed, the blush still stained his face as he grinned, thinking of the words. Fuck, I've been yours for ages.

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.