Is The Clap Of Not Twink Vulpes's Ass Alerting The Guards King

Is the clap of not twink Vulpes's ass alerting the guards king 🧍‍♂️

His ass is so flat if you slapped it his body would take a screenshot, it’s not alerting anyone

I see a lot of posts protesting how Arcade is turned into a twink and that's the noblest cause... But similarly also I have been (privately) protesting people making Vulpes a twink ?! I know this is caping for the honor of a genocidal murderer but come on. Everyone brings up the fact that he's probably 5'7 but short men (that isn't even short omg) shouldn't be twinkified eiher just for being short........Also please he's Legion you know they have fascistic training regimes and are hardcore eugenicists they wouldn't let a twink into their ranks unless they were scrapping the barrel for more cannon fodder.

anyways that's why you should draw him with skull-crushing thighs.

I read through the reblogs and I must say I can’t believe I’ve been arguing with someone who genuinely believes that the Legion is good for anyone under its system. You are aware that the only members of Caesar’s Legion that aren’t slaves is Caesar and the Legate Lanius, right? “I rest my case” my ass bro, you fell for Caesar’s propaganda. That takes an astonishing amount of cherry picking and media illiteracy to do. Props to you on that, I guess. Have fun being a slave to the Legion or whatever.

I see a lot of posts protesting how Arcade is turned into a twink and that's the noblest cause... But similarly also I have been (privately) protesting people making Vulpes a twink ?! I know this is caping for the honor of a genocidal murderer but come on. Everyone brings up the fact that he's probably 5'7 but short men (that isn't even short omg) shouldn't be twinkified eiher just for being short........Also please he's Legion you know they have fascistic training regimes and are hardcore eugenicists they wouldn't let a twink into their ranks unless they were scrapping the barrel for more cannon fodder.

anyways that's why you should draw him with skull-crushing thighs.

I’m not saying he wouldn’t have strong legs, but every single person who does any walking in the Mojave would also have that strength. Also, Roman soldiers are extremely different from Caesar’s Legion.

The Legion, in addition to using guns and much smaller machetes (Vulpes would have no reason to use larger throwing spears that would weigh more and require better hip, leg, and back muscles) do not use the large traveling “packs” (I’m forgetting the terminology, but it wasn’t actual packs) that Roman soldiers did. Roman soldiers would carry—in addition to their weapons—furniture, cooking utensils, cloth to construct tents, et cetera. The Legion would most likely carry with them rations and the cloth to construct tents, but have no need for utensils to cook or furniture because, let’s be honest, nobody in the wasteland has time. Also Roman soldier rations included bread, vegetables, and meat, which is not in good supply in the wasteland (see the three Brahmin at the Fort. Not enough to feed an army of 86 tribes.) so ancient Romans were much better fed than the Legion, leading to better muscle mass and weight gain. Most wastelanders that are not rich suffer from, again, chronic malnutrition. This inhibits muscle development.

So, to sum it up, legionaries in Caesar’s Legion carry less weapons that weigh less, do not have the diet of a Roman soldier, and would have difficulty gaining muscle due to chronic malnutrition. Ergo, Vulpes would be on the skinnier side, although he would have better leg muscles from walking. I’d say that he’d have more fit lower back, torso, and shoulder muscles from swinging a machete however he uses a ripper. Which requires significantly less effort to kill with.

I see a lot of posts protesting how Arcade is turned into a twink and that's the noblest cause... But similarly also I have been (privately) protesting people making Vulpes a twink ?! I know this is caping for the honor of a genocidal murderer but come on. Everyone brings up the fact that he's probably 5'7 but short men (that isn't even short omg) shouldn't be twinkified eiher just for being short........Also please he's Legion you know they have fascistic training regimes and are hardcore eugenicists they wouldn't let a twink into their ranks unless they were scrapping the barrel for more cannon fodder.

anyways that's why you should draw him with skull-crushing thighs.

I love you and your art

"boone is 26 he should be at the club" the only thing craigory boonejamin is bringing to the club is an unsettling aura and noise cancelling headphones. he mimes reloading guns on the dancefloor and has a meltdown in the bathroom later. be so fr right now

@rubarb69 NO I AM EXCITED NOBODY EVER DEPICT ARCADE AS A BOTTOM

its like this