Is The Clap Of Not Twink Vulpes's Ass Alerting The Guards King

Is the clap of not twink Vulpes's ass alerting the guards king 🧍‍♂️

His ass is so flat if you slapped it his body would take a screenshot, it’s not alerting anyone

IM RIGHT AND LEGION FANS ARE TOO SCARED TO ADMIT IT

“Teehee Vulpes Inculta loves (insert trans courier)” look man I’m all for headcanons but this is the SAME MF in a facist death cult who hates women. Big emphasis on HATES WOMEN

If you were ftm he’d be like “erm 🐕🧐🤓 WOMEN can’t be men… they’re so WEAK…” and if you were mtf he’d be like “why would a MAN want to be a women? This weakness shouldn’t be tolerated…🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🐕”

Also Vulpes wouldn’t be insanely buff or whatever because the only people that would be “insanely buff” (not even they’re still starving) would be Legionaries and his entire goal is to NOT look like a legionary. He would have an average body, if slightly skinny due to the chronic malnutrition that is rampant through the entire wasteland. Sorry.

I see a lot of posts protesting how Arcade is turned into a twink and that's the noblest cause... But similarly also I have been (privately) protesting people making Vulpes a twink ?! I know this is caping for the honor of a genocidal murderer but come on. Everyone brings up the fact that he's probably 5'7 but short men (that isn't even short omg) shouldn't be twinkified eiher just for being short........Also please he's Legion you know they have fascistic training regimes and are hardcore eugenicists they wouldn't let a twink into their ranks unless they were scrapping the barrel for more cannon fodder.

anyways that's why you should draw him with skull-crushing thighs.

It looks

Like his b b irbirthday

GIF AND STILL IMAGE VERSION

This was fun and I had to take laughing breaks this started as a joke but this was actually fun and I think it looks good. send help.

Every depiction of Arcade should make him a bottom there’s not a SINGLE universe where he is a top

its like this

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

swank benny doodles. Do you agree