Hes So Incomprehensibly Me

He’s so incomprehensibly me

one of arcade gannons core character traits that i love is that he is literally, canonically, incapable of shutting the fuck up to save his life. and its not like he revels in being a yapper. he wants so badly, so fervently, to be the kind of person who Shuts the Fuck Up. but he shrimply isn't. he's going around the mojave with the constant internal monologue of "dont reveal the fascism backstory" and then it gets thrown out the window the instant he sees something cool that even remotely reminds him of his past. hes so incapable of shutting the fuck up that in one ending it gets his ass crucified. you know, that shit they did to jesus. and it happens to arcade gannon for being a talkative smartass. man of all time

Arcade bbg lemme get absolutely diabolical with you and an active bomb collar you cannot match my freak

Legion stuff is fun until you have some dude blabbering in your ear about “Caesar is right and he’s the only one who can save the Mojave and I’m a moron who believes a liar who admits to me that he’s a liar but I believe him anyway because, I must emphasize, I’ve never been touched by a woman lovingly before and I am stupid”

MOUTH AND NOSE BABY YES YES AND YES BLOOD EVERYWHERE IT CAN DRIP

stay safe guys I heard some sick fucking FREAKS are thinking about our king Arcade Gannon bleeding everywhere and getting it on his tig ol biddies….

Sexiest way you can draw Arcade is in full huge bulky power armor. Second sexiest is face bleeding heavily and almost naked wearing lingerie

Arcade:

Arcade is tall because it’s a sexier dynamic when the top is shorter than the bottom

Live for the notion that Benny is always wearing something with a chequered pattern on it like

it’s especially hot out one day so he ditches the blazer. comes down from his suite in a short sleeved button up but oh look it has black and white checkers.

christmas comes around and his christmas jumper? black and white checkers. is it christmassy? fuck you

goes for a dip in the pool. swim trunks? black and white checkers

needs to blow his nose. handkerchief? black and white checkers

one of his boys is getting married or something and they beg him not to wear the goddamn chequered suit so he just “ugh fine” and turns up in a normal black suit and then when someone makes a quip like “funny to see you not wearing checkers haha” Benny looks them in the eye, props his foot up on the nearest piece of furniture and rolls up his trouser leg and oh yeah socks have black and white checkers

gonna be wearing a chequered tie at his own wedding. that's non-negotiable, baby.

the only item of clothing he weirdly never wears checkers on is his undies which are always those boxers with love hearts that you see when dudes get pantsed in cartoons