Im Ace, Aro And Tired

I’m ace, aro and tired

Reblog if you are also LGBT+ and tired

Meme made by me lol

Guys I have some new additions so when I was a kid I was a big creepy pasta fan (Toby was my mannnn at the time) and I’ve decided what the hell I’m adding creepy past to my masterlist so yeah have fun go crazy

my bday is coming and I need a fic about characters like Carl and Daryl and whoever else see you high and live vibing ya know !

Bett happy birthday boo!! I got youuu

Carl x high! reader Daryl x high! reader

Carl:

If people think Carl was the sober dude yall wrong

That motherfucker was the teenager who gets high behind his dad's back

Even as an adult he's stoned during shit thinking he's slick

He's not his dad was a cop but now that Carl's older he can't really say anything tbh

With you he is the dude you pass the bong to last cause he HUFFS that shit hard as fuck

Bro takes half the bowl in a hit ( this is targeted to a friend of mine. You know who you are)

But he's fun to smoke with he gets insulting but he gets so creative with it that it's just funny instead of insulting

One time Eugene walked in to yall playing uno and stared trying to tell yall how to play and out of nowhere he says to him " you look like if humans evolved from puffefish then had sex with a lizard."

Did it make sense. No no it did not. Was it funny absolutely

Other than that he's just chill he would honestly be the type to get tired and wanna nap with you

Or if you can find some old rachet DVD player that hasn't been destroyed yet yall watch a movie.

Daryl

He honestly is the exact opposite he gets high he wants to work on something like his motorcycle or a car or anything he can get his hands on really

He just wants to work and be on the move constantly

He's the Hugh one that constantly wants to take you on adventures to random places

If McDonald's was still a thing in the apocalypse he would fuck that shit up

He's also the most big backed motherfucker when he's high and if you have a plate no you don't cause he took tha shit

He spaces out most of the time though so he's not really to interesting high. Honestly it's hard to tell if he is

He crashes hard though after takes a fatass nap then wakes up feelin dizzy and shit yall know that weed hangover

Other than that just don't give him alcohol if he's drunk cause him and a crossfire are not a good match

Someone will get hurt 🤣

Sorry this is short I'm tired and lazy/ dead asf but I hope you still enjoy this for your birthday!! Have a good day/night my goblin friend 🖤🖤

I gotta strange request. For a Jagged Stone x female reader. Where His kids, Luka and Juleka Couffaine, get to meet her for the first time

Lmao not an odd request at all lmao. Rock stars are hot 💅 anyways! I did HC I hope that's alright, and jagged made some interesting choices when it came to introducing you to his kids🤣 sorry if these are not up to expectations I wrote this when I was extremely tired 😭

Anyways on with the show lol

Meeting the kids

Jagged stone x Fem! Reader

Requests are always open!!

Heres a link to my masterlist as well here

You've been with Jagged for about 8 months by the time this all goes down. But nothing could have prepared you for this

Now one thing you should note is that he tells you everything. I mean everything. You know things about this man that maybe you shouldn't.

But as it turns out he had been keeping a pretty big secret from you.

He had told you that you were both going to go to dinner. And that he had a surprise for you at the restaurant. You were quite excited as you entered wondering what Jagged had in store for your evening.

Turns out there were two surprises, number one was that he had a kid. Well, not just one kid. He had Two and the second surprise was the two teenagers, a boy and a girl who sat in the booth across from us.

“Well kiddos, I want you to meet my lovely girlfriend!” he says awkwardly doing jazz hands towards me while looking at the kids.

They look as confused/pissed as you do

“You have children and didn't tell me I was meeting them before we got here?”

“You have a girlfriend and didn't tell us before we came here?” both party shout at him

Jagged grins uncomfortably “Well if I told you guys it would be a surprise then would it?” he says attempting to save himself

The three of you stare at him with disbelief, then look at each other and stand up to exit the booth instructing the rockstar to stay put.

You talk to the kids for a moment and they tell you their names are Luka and Juleka. You spend some time outside the restaurant getting to know the situation and coming up with a plan of action with the kids.

You all decide to give Jagged the benefit of the doubt knowing how he's still not used to being a father or a partner. You all decide to stay and have dinner. It goes surprisingly well and you and the kids hit it off pretty well (you talked with the kids more than Jagged Stone, to be honest)

Once you get back to your hotel room he's dead quiet for once standing in the doorway to the bed room until you've gotten you shoes off.

“So. What do you think?” he says

“I think your kid are very sweet and smart. I also think your sleeping on the couch tonight.”

“Fair enough.”

GUYS I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT TDP

so I was rewatching the show and got to the 4th ep where callum and Rayla are talking about the primal stone and I started thinking

The primal stones all have the pure essence of primal magic right but we have only seen 1 and it had a storm in it and I thought

Wow it kinda looks like Aaravos’s prison a bit

What if Aaravos is trapped inside a primal stone???

Sorry but I think I can finally say it

“But that’s just a theory,A FLIM THEORY” ok I’ll go now lmao