List Of Buses That Lie

List of buses that lie

1. The UKIP Brexit Campaign bus that claimed £350 million goes to the EU each week and that would be spent on the NHS after Brexit 2. Stagecoach Gold buses that say they are every 10 minutes

The only reason my previous text posts haven't been deleted is so they can serve as a warning if ever I post again. They are like severed heads and my blog is Tower Bridge

For real in science the teacher asked what the mitochondria was and I told her it was the powerhouse of the cell (like a boss) and the only reason I knew that was because of tumblr rants about the education system. You learn something new every day

“this au is gold” is the best phrase ever bc it doubles as a compliment to your local fic author and a science pun

It's much easier in a dictatorship- you never have to choose who to vote for

My Russian friend on the British election

me, jumping from one emotional extreme to another: parkour