
This is where I keep all my thoughts and share them with the public. so yeaa 20 she/they
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YESS he was so ready and the compromise
Jon: I’m not going to kill a man just because you’re jealous
Martin: Why not?!
YESS that "please" was SO BBY girl
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pfff, Martin's jealous
and John's just so gleeful about it
Martin, godsdamn
you know what, all the fxcking paranoia and disrupted sleep patterns this fxcking podcast gave me was worth it
because these two are fxcking adorable
ah, that breathless little chuckle
I love everything about this bc all of these are stages of being in a Fandom, you will go through at least 5 of these
Coming into a fandom late

My Random Remnants HC
These are just my headcanons so if you dont like them ok, they are not fact this is just how I feel, if you do agree let me know bc more people need to talk about this podcast its like really good
Also I wrote this at 1:20 in the morning so yea enjoy, BTW there are some appearance based hc
Apprentice HCs
He has glasses, like the thick brown, black or even clear frames
He has FRECKLES
His eyes go white when be reads the remnants and its very noticeable because he has brown eyes😌 (or green he just has that vibe about him)
He is either like 5'6 orr 6'2 no in-between.
Definitely brings his notebook to work to hopefully understand his job
Has a list of questions to ask Sir but Sir is never around to answer his questions
After the first day he got a therapist, and then had to get a new one bc he was to honest about his job
Brings lunch from home
Is trying to make a checklist of things so he can categorize the remnants, its not helpful
Actually really wants to be good at his job to impress Sir but dosent know why
Sir Headcaons
This is a man like in his 50 looking but we know he's like 1500+ at least
Beard, but not a Dumbledore situation, no, more shape and not so long
Wears the all black robe
If he has a physical form that has legs he dosent walk he glides
Is like 6'4 - 6'6 but hunches over so he looks shorter
Watches the Apprentice when he gets the chance not in a creepy way
Makes sure the Apprentice eats, cant have him read and decide on an empty stomach
Is really trying to help but has very little people experience
My fragile heart can not take it, please if I was wrong about them being in love dont tell me, I'm gonna dream. They are soulmates ans Sir know it but the Apprentice forgot
Also far future theory, the Apprentice is gonna have to read Sirs remnants Sir's or his own, from a past life. That's one of the things sir is training him for
i'm actually SO looking forward to episode 7. it seems people have loads of different theories about episode 6! it'll be neat to see how those shift and change over the coming episodes. thanks again for being such a considerate bunch <3
Yesssss Spoilers and opinions below
BROOO I fully believe that Sir is in love, im making it a romance but not the plot if it, its a little side plot. And no I will NOT take any questions or concerns. Now with the remnants I believe that he can feel what the person felt whether emotionally or physically, so with that in mind I think to Sir he wasn't ready for something like that. But looking back on the other remnants whats so horrible about this on, was this moment so big that the whole situation is a big part of her remnants?
Also Sir is in love 😌💅🏾💝
Spoilers for Remnants Episode 6 below the cut
OMG I freaking love Mr. He is my favorite. You can tell he cares about his Apprentice.
“Let me see it again” “I’m not so selfish” what do you mean selfish? You want Apprentice to see what you truly look like?! Yessss
Them being in a sort of loop kind of explains why Apprentice is there but knows nothing of what they’re doing.
I just love them.
Edit: and the remnant was interesting today too. Why didn’t Mister want Apprentice to see it? What’s going on with it? It didn’t seem that much different than others, just another person’s life. Do those women have some connection to Mister or Apprentice? Did she have a miscarriage or abortion? This is really interesting.
Also! No Morse code this episode, just a music box. I wonder what that signifies.
Im on 4 and this ep right here...take the TWFW seriously like fr its not a lie
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Bro Silver Ring (Ep 3) made me sad, I was really like "THEY'LL BE OLD AND GAYYY" nope. Why? Why not old and gay?


No no not "a" grubby Jesus but as THE grubby Jesus, for he is Jon our grubby savior 🥰💅🏾
I feel like we sleep on the fact that Jon has been canonically referred to as “a grubby Jesus” be Peter Lukas
When I say I fought not to fall out laughing at work
Still thinking about that one scene where Peter called Jon a "grubby Jesus" in front of Martin
Even in death he was like "No all I gotta do is prove yall are the same person" like sir how dose that make what you did ok





if sith why goofball
Just started this ep and omg he misses his husband

something something ceaseless watcher


My Oc for TMA
TW: Talks of death, car crash and seeing things (let me know if I missed anything)
This is just a compilation of my thoughts and stuff for my OC and, I'm in no way done with Archives so the more I learn the more her story will grow. 🤗💜 this is what I got so far tho
Layla Evergreen
Age: 23
Born April 6th
Statement
Layla was born Janet Carson, from the time she could cry she never wanted to be alone. Especially at night. Once she could talk she stared to tell her parents and anyone who would listen about the "ghost" and "demons" she saw. On April 10th, at age 5 her and her parents where involved in a car crash. Her parents didn't make it, the crash made headlines.
6 months later she was then adopted by the Evergreens and her name was changed and she was moved out of the UK and to America.
On April 10th 8 years after her parents death, she was struck my lightning. She was dead for 8 minutes. The accident left her blind, and somehow, no medical science could explain it, her hair was turned white. But in the lose of her vision, her powers grew. She became able to read anyone's life with one touch.
She worked as a psychic for about 3 years, her powers making it easy, but on the morning of her 23 birthday she woke up from a vision of the Magnus Institute. She moved back home and a week later she went in to finally after all those years to give her statement about what happened on the day of the accident and what she really saw when she died. She left that day with a job at the institute and a new friend, named Martin.
This is how I see them, so I repost gotta keep my thoughts together💜




After slowly chipping away at this for a while, I'm finally done drawing the cast of The Magnus Archives!
Lost but never forgotten 💝
unforgettable


.....Thats where this is from.....Jon my beloved, quite. Leave sweet man.
Jon is...I love him but my God he's kinda stupid. And Elies is....he's serving EVIL CUNT omg. I love it. Omg and the way he takes to Jon like "Oh honey you're home, you look a mess" HELLO OMGGG


Agnes the woman that you are. I love you🥰
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Art by @cryptidcharlie
BRO he read the report. He READ THE REPORT. And STILLLL destroyed the damn table WHY?
I get that Jon isnt thinking clearly and is in a growing panic and paranoia but its still hard to listen to him destroy the table and free the Not! Them. Idiot boy. Dumb dumb idiot!

Sexting Clint HCs
Sexting hcs with Clint this is a cheating hc, this is really just filth hcs, also this is my first time posting on here :’) and this is not spell checked or anything so🧍🏿♀️
mention of nudes, masturbation, dacryphilia(crying kink), dirty talk, degradation, daddy kink, cheating Clint, please tell me if I missed one
Let's get this out of the way in this he is still married so this is a cheating au (I dont think he would cheat on his wife tho)
He would have a secret phone for you just because he wants to keep the pictures you send him
he's the type to like the pretty pictures if he gonna cheat it might as well be fun
he is most likely to answer if he's in a meeting he's bored
But if he's by himself and you send him something he'll wast no time
He'll send you a voice memo and tell you start taking off clothes
Hes most definitely into domination so he'll once you send him a full picture its over.
Once he sees the picture he's going to give you very clear instructions on what to do
DO NOT TRY AND TEASE THIS MAN IT CAN AND WILL LEAD TO PUNISHMENT
The things he says to you are well...
"Play with that pretty pussy but don't you dare cum"
"Open her up for me, so she's ready to take me"
"Faster, I want you to edge yourself for me"
"Look at you acting like such a slut and I'm not even there"
"Dont you dare cum"
No matter how much you beg he WILL say no
And if you cum there will be punishment and its gonna be long
"Such a little slut you just had to cum didn't you"
"I didn't even touch you getting off on my voice like a whore."
As soon as he sees you, your punishment is on no ifs, and, or buts
There are two ways that is punishment can go- overstim or edging
Today he wanted to see you cry and the quickest way to do that is overstim
"But I thought this is what your slutty pussy wanted" he'll pout after the 4th time he's made you cum and you beg for a break
After you're worn out and can barely move he'll slip his dick inside
"You're still so tight like a good little fuck hole"
"Daddy too much please," you say barely above a whisper
He's not gentle either.
"Shh just take it like a good little fuck hole for daddy"
"I want you to ruin the sheets like the slut you are"
After he's satisfied he'll lay you down from whatever position you were in and go get a wet cloth
"Shh its ok I'm just gonna clean you up love" he'll whip the cum off of you shh-ing you as he rubs over your sensitive clit
After your clean he'll pull you onto his chest rubbing your back as you drift off to sleep.
Whispering "*I love you"*s and "So pretty"