Charlie: Everybodys Always Like, Charlie, Howd You Bag A Baddie? Howd You Bag That Baddie, Bro? I Didnt
Charlie: Everybody’s always like, “Charlie, how’d you bag a baddie? How’d you bag that baddie, bro?” I didn’t bag sh!t. Casper picked me up from my neck, threw me over their shoulder, and I’ve been on it ever since. And I ain’t got no intention of getting off any time soon.
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More Posts from B4ts1e
Qiu, clearly angry: I AM IN A BAD MOOD! So NOBODY TALK TO ME!!
MC, pouting: Even me?
Qiu, confused: What? No. Obviously, YOU can talk to me.
Qiu, angry again: BUT NOBODY ELSE! I MEAN IT! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Qiu, softly to MC: To reiterate, this does not apply to you.
Quick thing! Recently I've been trying to find more things to write about for you all, so in my free time I've been playing games that I enjoy and studying the characters within them! It's been a slow process but I've gotten through a few games on my own and have decided to add a few to the allowed request lists. (list below the cut)
I will update my pinned post with specifics regarding characters and stuff, but here's the short version ^^
The list currently goes as follows:
Our Life: Now & Forever (no nsfw until step 3 releases)
Our Life: Beginnings & Always
A Date with Death
My Dear Hatchet Man
Something's Wrong with Sunnyday Jack
DachaBo
The Groom of Gallagher Mansion
Restart Heart
Error143
YOU and HIM
Blooming Panic
Love Unholyc
Mystic Messenger
Tears of Themis
Genshin Impact (LunASMR & Aqua Makes Noise AUs are allowed)
Honkai: Star Rail
Omori (no nsfw)
SallyFace
Creepypasta
HunterXHunter
YUZUYA (their specific AUs from MHA)
YuuriVoice

cove holden bf headcanons <3
cause i’m feeling sappy and i need to do SOMETHING 🤬🤬
gn reader as always mwah
- the type of man to do whatever you ask whenever you ask
- “hey can you-“ “YES 🫡”
- says yes maam/yes sir NOT even in a sexual way you nasty freaks he does it cause it’s silly and he likes it. 🙄. also probably in a sexual way don’t ask me about that
- like “can you remind me 2 put my clothes in the wash later” “YES MAAM!”
- soo clingy and needy especially when he’s sleepy. refuses to get up and do something that he needs to do because he “doesn’t want to leave you” (it’s like 3 feet away and he would come right back)
- you’re like the ONLY thing that’ll push him out of his comfort zone (mostly bc he is so stubborn)
- has a photo album on his phone and the title is whatever your preferred nickname to be called is (“baby <3”, “angel” etc whatever). there are 200+ photos
- in fact you make up most of his camera roll (given he doesn’t take a lot of photos,, mostly ones of the sunset or the water or a cool animal he saw)
- HOWEVER every time you leave your phone unattended hear him you come back to like 12 selfies he took of himself on it. some of them are really cute and he’s smiling so big and the rest look like he’s trying to eat the camera
- ADORES when you play with his hair. or scratch his back or his pet his head or play with his hands. he just likes when you touch him it makes him giddy and excited cause you love him sooo bad!!!!
- if you’ve made a playlist for him/the two of you, he listens to it every day and it’s one of his favorites :3
- lowkey FREAKS OUT if you’re upset or angry at him at all even if he really knows he shouldn’t be this worked up, he still is. he’s worried and he wants to fix it:(
- he can’t pick a favorite photo of you. just btw. if you even care.
-you’re also his phone wallpaper btw. whatever. psh. 🙄
- you catch him staring at you so often. from across the room or even if he’s laying on your chest, he’s looking up at you with the sweetest puppy eyes because he thinks you are so gorgeous and wonderful and he’s so lucky!!!!!!
- your families (mostly Lee, Elizabeth and Kyra) all take so many candid photos of the two of you. so much love radiates from every photo it makes everyone SICK!!!!!! get away from me. 🤬
- blushes and gets so flustered the first time you call him any pet names (and that feeling never goes away no matter how many times you call him that)
- lowkey soo touchy even in public (by accident 😞) so if you’re not a PDA enjoyer you gotta push that mf AWFF 🤬🤬🤬🤬
- loves it when you spoil him but gets so flustered when you actually refer to it as spoiling him
- you will receive the sweetest most heartfelt message you’ve ever gotten which is then followed by something so irrelevant and strange
- and he texts so weird so it’s even funnier
- “I love you so much. You make me so happy every day, you’re so wonderful and perfect. I’m glad I get to spend my life with you! 🥰😘” followed by a message saying “I cooked chicken lol. Do you want some”
- also rambles so much about things you’re not very familiar with so you’re like “!! what!! okay!! cool!! very cool cove i love you!!” and he’s like 😊😊😊
Qiu: Not to brag, but I can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying.