Spite Is The Spider Who, Sensing That You Have Soaked Both Arms In Bug Repellent, Proceeds To Bite The
Spite is the spider who, sensing that you have soaked both arms in bug repellent, proceeds to bite the back of the thumb used to operate the spray bottle.
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reblog because it made me laugh suddenly and loud enough to startle the neighbors!
I nominate this screengrab as a new meme template bc the longer I look the more it’s making me laugh
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