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Welcome to today’s episode of

Shit I have done in Dungeons and Dragons

- Accidentally killed another PC with a wild magic surge

- Tried to look cool by having my character stand up and shoot the aggressive goblins with his cross bow. Ended up one shot killing it and being the only PC to join that encounter

- Had my warlocks patron give her a bowl of infinite popcorn

- rolled to see how many legs said warlock could hear moving in the other room (she heard three… there were 8)

- Had said warlock give her a weasel for a familiar because she was sad her brother died (patron gave her a note that said “Sorry your brother died. Here’s two bottles of wine. Enjoy your Rodent)

- Said Warlock Never stopped actively trying to fuck the Elven noble even after it was revealed that the Elf was evil

- In fact she went further and tried to fuck said elf’s cousin as well

- My Sorcerer ran directly into an area that he knew had a big chance of hypnotizing him, and unsurprisingly got hypnotized

- He proceeded to dance with a ghost and got sad when the ghost disappeared cause you know HE WAS FUCKING DEAD

- Failed the check to break free from his hypnosis three times. I rolled a 6, a 2, and a 1

- Only broke free because the rest of the party fought the guy keeping him hypnotized

One hour besties

Here’s the fit for the war complete with hip bag

The bag has 60 nerf bullets in it

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Let me talk about my life for a minute, aka the fact that my family has the best yearly tradition.

Starting when I was about 10 years old my family started to do a Christmas Eve nerf battle and banquet, every year we got new nerf guns and we’d go into my sisters basement and shoot each other

Due to covid this year, we unfortunately were not able to do this, along with several other family events. So we decided to make up for it

With a nerf war

On Wednesday July 21st we will be renting a hall, setting up a huge banquet (Popeyes chicken, Caesar salads, cookies, a 10lbs turkey, ghost pepper wings, and more snacks than we could ever eat)

And then the war begins

Every person for themselves, every household is bringing their Arsenal of nerf guns, bows, swords and shields

We’ve collected over 5000 bullets for the occasion.

We made trailers for the event of me and my family threatening each other, (and my mom doing witchcraft)

And finally with only a few days remaining. We’ve started to send each other photos of our arsenal.

This is ours. We also have a few fake snowballs for good measure

And this is my sisters

I’ve yet to see my brothers collection but I’ve heard he’s got semi automatic nerf weapons for his children

This is the post I must show people when I am asked about why my name is Moth

Oh to be a moth: small, furry, loved by queer people, wings, no discernable gender, night creature, short lifespan

12 hours besties

Send me your energy

Alright Tumblr

Let me talk about my life for a minute, aka the fact that my family has the best yearly tradition.

Starting when I was about 10 years old my family started to do a Christmas Eve nerf battle and banquet, every year we got new nerf guns and we’d go into my sisters basement and shoot each other

Due to covid this year, we unfortunately were not able to do this, along with several other family events. So we decided to make up for it

With a nerf war

On Wednesday July 21st we will be renting a hall, setting up a huge banquet (Popeyes chicken, Caesar salads, cookies, a 10lbs turkey, ghost pepper wings, and more snacks than we could ever eat)

And then the war begins

Every person for themselves, every household is bringing their Arsenal of nerf guns, bows, swords and shields

We’ve collected over 5000 bullets for the occasion.

We made trailers for the event of me and my family threatening each other, (and my mom doing witchcraft)

And finally with only a few days remaining. We’ve started to send each other photos of our arsenal.

This is ours. We also have a few fake snowballs for good measure

And this is my sisters

I’ve yet to see my brothers collection but I’ve heard he’s got semi automatic nerf weapons for his children

Reason for crying today: Aubrey Little

Thank you

i’ve said it before but images of daniil where he looks incredibly fucked up and stressed out are so cathartic to me