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Welcome To Todays Episode Of
Welcome to today’s episode of
Shit I have done in Dungeons and Dragons
- Accidentally killed another PC with a wild magic surge
- Tried to look cool by having my character stand up and shoot the aggressive goblins with his cross bow. Ended up one shot killing it and being the only PC to join that encounter
- Had my warlocks patron give her a bowl of infinite popcorn
- rolled to see how many legs said warlock could hear moving in the other room (she heard three… there were 8)
- Had said warlock give her a weasel for a familiar because she was sad her brother died (patron gave her a note that said “Sorry your brother died. Here’s two bottles of wine. Enjoy your Rodent)
- Said Warlock Never stopped actively trying to fuck the Elven noble even after it was revealed that the Elf was evil
- In fact she went further and tried to fuck said elf’s cousin as well
- My Sorcerer ran directly into an area that he knew had a big chance of hypnotizing him, and unsurprisingly got hypnotized
- He proceeded to dance with a ghost and got sad when the ghost disappeared cause you know HE WAS FUCKING DEAD
- Failed the check to break free from his hypnosis three times. I rolled a 6, a 2, and a 1
- Only broke free because the rest of the party fought the guy keeping him hypnotized
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