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A/N: omg the idea of Bonten men having a nerf gun war just to see who gets a week’s worth of time-off is literally living in my head ✨rent free✨ rn.
Like, it all starts with Ran ranting to his brother about how overworked he was as they're in the meeting room where everyone else sat waiting for Mikey to show up. The first person to eavesdrop in their conversation is Takeomi, who ends up giving the older Haitani a whole lecture on how he wouldn’t need time-off since he was too much of lousy executive to even bother doing paperwork.
Then, Rindou would argue on how Takeomi had the easiest job of being an advisor for Bonten. One thing leads to another and all three of them end up arguing as Mochi and Kakucho spectates from afar with disappointed parent looks as the rest of Bonten chimes in with their own opinion on the topic as to who deserves time-off. I feel like Kokonoi would’ve argued that he has a hard time dealing with covering all the expenses Ran, Rindou, and Sanzu uses in Bonten (especially after a mission) as well as keeping up with how much money Sanzu wastes on drugs. Rindou’s argument would probably be that he always gets paired with either Sanzu or Ran, or both to do a dangerous mission, which always ends up leaving him severely injured or in the hospital (I can see Sanzu using him as a human shield as they are literally getting shot at lol). Sanzu would most likely argue that he works harder than anyone else, since he’s constantly executing traitors and keeping an eye on people who could potentially harm Bonten (he won’t admit that he secretly dumps most of his work on Takeomi, but that’s a different conversation to have). All amongst the arguing and empty threats between the five men, Sanzu suggests the idea to settle the debate with a nerf gun war. Meanwhile, Mikey had been listening in on the whole conversation ever since everyone started fighting. So like after they had the meeting of discussing reports and what nots, Mikey goes “since everyone thinks they deserve time off, the last one standing in the nerf war gets a week worth of paid time-off.”
Who do you think would win?
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Let me talk about my life for a minute, aka the fact that my family has the best yearly tradition.
Starting when I was about 10 years old my family started to do a Christmas Eve nerf battle and banquet, every year we got new nerf guns and we’d go into my sisters basement and shoot each other
Due to covid this year, we unfortunately were not able to do this, along with several other family events. So we decided to make up for it
With a nerf war
On Wednesday July 21st we will be renting a hall, setting up a huge banquet (Popeyes chicken, Caesar salads, cookies, a 10lbs turkey, ghost pepper wings, and more snacks than we could ever eat)
And then the war begins
Every person for themselves, every household is bringing their Arsenal of nerf guns, bows, swords and shields
We’ve collected over 5000 bullets for the occasion.
We made trailers for the event of me and my family threatening each other, (and my mom doing witchcraft)
And finally with only a few days remaining. We’ve started to send each other photos of our arsenal.
This is ours. We also have a few fake snowballs for good measure
And this is my sisters
I’ve yet to see my brothers collection but I’ve heard he’s got semi automatic nerf weapons for his children
12 hours besties
Send me your energy
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Let me talk about my life for a minute, aka the fact that my family has the best yearly tradition.
Starting when I was about 10 years old my family started to do a Christmas Eve nerf battle and banquet, every year we got new nerf guns and we’d go into my sisters basement and shoot each other
Due to covid this year, we unfortunately were not able to do this, along with several other family events. So we decided to make up for it
With a nerf war
On Wednesday July 21st we will be renting a hall, setting up a huge banquet (Popeyes chicken, Caesar salads, cookies, a 10lbs turkey, ghost pepper wings, and more snacks than we could ever eat)
And then the war begins
Every person for themselves, every household is bringing their Arsenal of nerf guns, bows, swords and shields
We’ve collected over 5000 bullets for the occasion.
We made trailers for the event of me and my family threatening each other, (and my mom doing witchcraft)
And finally with only a few days remaining. We’ve started to send each other photos of our arsenal.
This is ours. We also have a few fake snowballs for good measure
And this is my sisters
I’ve yet to see my brothers collection but I’ve heard he’s got semi automatic nerf weapons for his children
One hour besties
Here’s the fit for the war complete with hip bag
The bag has 60 nerf bullets in it
Alright Tumblr
Let me talk about my life for a minute, aka the fact that my family has the best yearly tradition.
Starting when I was about 10 years old my family started to do a Christmas Eve nerf battle and banquet, every year we got new nerf guns and we’d go into my sisters basement and shoot each other
Due to covid this year, we unfortunately were not able to do this, along with several other family events. So we decided to make up for it
With a nerf war
On Wednesday July 21st we will be renting a hall, setting up a huge banquet (Popeyes chicken, Caesar salads, cookies, a 10lbs turkey, ghost pepper wings, and more snacks than we could ever eat)
And then the war begins
Every person for themselves, every household is bringing their Arsenal of nerf guns, bows, swords and shields
We’ve collected over 5000 bullets for the occasion.
We made trailers for the event of me and my family threatening each other, (and my mom doing witchcraft)
And finally with only a few days remaining. We’ve started to send each other photos of our arsenal.
This is ours. We also have a few fake snowballs for good measure
And this is my sisters
I’ve yet to see my brothers collection but I’ve heard he’s got semi automatic nerf weapons for his children
Time to go to war again besties
It’s time for the
Yearly Family Nerf Battle
Normally we’d do this Christmas Eve
Obviously we did it earlier this year in the summer, in order to make up for missing it in 2020
Now we can’t do Christmas Eve due to…. Family reasons
So! It’s been moved to today
We have so many nerf guns it is no longer possible to bring them in the car
We have to use the truck
Wish me luck!
Here we go!
This years theme is Star Wars
Time to go to war again besties
It’s time for the
Yearly Family Nerf Battle
Normally we’d do this Christmas Eve
Obviously we did it earlier this year in the summer, in order to make up for missing it in 2020
Now we can’t do Christmas Eve due to…. Family reasons
So! It’s been moved to today
We have so many nerf guns it is no longer possible to bring them in the car
We have to use the truck
Wish me luck!