Garfeild

Garfeild

Liberals will do anything but buy a gun (if they are doing well mentally)

shes so

I wonder how many people could be housed in that same square footage.....and still have loads of room for like normal people hobbies like a pool table or workbench or something

found the richtok anon was talking about omg

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

1 singular British twink, otherwise i don't think so, maybe if it was more than 1 person

Plenty of people deserve to never feel joy again im sure you can find a market

i live in the most haunted house in the northern hemisphere because i keep buying cursed dolls and cracking them open like pistachios to release the ghosts inside em. see i've got this business idea and it's to unethically harvest their ectoplasm and sell it in little jars like honey. unfortunately i've hit a snag, namely that ectoplasm tastes like shit and also if you ingest it you permanently lose the capacity to feel joy. so now i've got a bunch of unsatisfied customers who are literally impossible to please banging on my door at all hours. it doesn't really matter though because the ghosts are already constantly slamming all my doors and cabinets so it's just a wall of sound in here at all times anyway. i'm pretty sure i've got tinnitus now but on the upside i've got this new business idea where i repair old dolls with kintsugi and sell them at a ridiculous markup to etsy women in cuffed corduroy pants.

All the ways for corpos to get me killed painfully are adding up, all those one percents

did you hear someone almost got sucked off a plane when the door flew open and now the FAA is implementing a new regulation in 2025 since companies haven't solved the sucked-out-of-plane issue? I love capitalism