I Love The When They Use The Word Wyrm In Fantasy. Like Yes Its A Worm But Its A Worm With The Vibes

I love the when they use the word Wyrm in fantasy. Like yes it’s a worm but it’s a worm with The Vibes

Woman: My boyfriend is such a golden retriever

Me (trying to be open minded but clearly disgusted): Oh cool. I didn't know certain laws had changed

Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

rules of chivarly for knights

1. always wash your gauntlets after tinkling

2. kill people so they can go to heaven sooner