
HE/HIM!!!. Bisexual. Trans. I like Marvel, BBC Sherlock, Good Omens, Supernatural, and Doctor Who. I {sometimes} write fanfics {ish} & Thorbruce is pretty much my life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Tony Stark and Stephen Strange went from 'awesome facial hair bros' to 'awesome facial hair hoes' in 0.2 seconds.
Don’t deny it.

Isn’t this the place where Mr.Fredricson’s supposed to go in up???

Is this copying or what???
Thor, trying to confuse people by acting like he’s a robot trying to be a human: see, I consume food in the human way
Thor: *grabs orange and presses it to his face until it squashes*
Thor: *pats belly* Yum Yum Good
The people: *horrified silence*
Bruce Banner, a Tired™ boyfriend: Sorry, he’s just being weird, haha, bye forever.
Thorbruce headcanons
Hey! Sorry i’m such a werido for thorbruce, but here are some headcanons I thought of. Again, disregarding events or even whole things about the characters. Sorry for spelling mistakes & stuff.
You are Thor & Loki’s little sister
You all are humans, not asgardians or anything.
imagine Thor & Bruce living across from you and Loki
You and Loki have been trying to set them up forever
One day Thor comes into your apartment and tells you he and Bruce drunkenly hooked up
They end up dating, and after a year Thor proposes
Bruce says yes, obvies.
After they tell the rest of the avengers, they aren’t as supportive as they should be
They’re really sad because these are like their best friends
But you and Loki promise you’ll always be there and kick their asses if you have to
And they’re really glad
It’s a small ceremony, not many people there
But it’s perfect, and Thor and Bruce continue living across the hall from you and Loki
Six months later, Thor and Bruce walk into your apartment, smiling like idiots and holding hands
You ask then what’s up, and they finally tell you after Loki walks in
Thor: “We’re adopting a kid!”
Thor: “well technically, we’re adopting a kid...”
Bruce: “times 3”
And you’re so exited because you’re gonna be an aunt! To three kids!!!
And Loki’s more like, are you guys ready for this? Have you thought it through? But he’s still so excited for Thor & Bruce
It turns out it’s going to be two boys and a girl.
And Thor and Bruce want you and Loki to name the girl
You two discuss it forever before deciding on ‘Casey’
When you tell Thor & Bruce, they love it so so so much.
They tell you the boys are going to be named Trevor & Dan.
The day the babies are delivered, you and Loki stay awake in the hospital for 72 hours waiting for them
But you’ve gone longer without sleeping than this.
And then when the babies are finally delivered, you go into the room with the mother whose giving away the babies
And they’re so cute and little
And Bruce may or may not have been crying a little
But it’s all happy and nice and you love holding Casey because you two are the only girls in the family.
It’s your assigned job to talk to her about her period
That’s not a joke
And Loki looks so calm and quiet holding Trevor
It looks so right for him.
When you bring them home, it results in so many sleepless nights
Thor and Bruce are so new at this because they’ve never been parents, much less to triplets.
So they’re always asking for help and you and Loki help without complain
You have so many different pictures of the triplets falling asleep on Thor, Bruce, or even Loki.
And they have too many of the triplets falling asleep on you while you’re trapped underneath them
And everyone’s sleep deprived but has never been more happy
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LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT

Gif not mine
Does anyone else find this little hip wiggle-y thing kind of sexy??